Erk, no backbone. So sorry 😞

Hell yes!

Happy Birthday 🎈 🎂 @thesherbetguy.bsky.social & @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social !

Hope you both have a great day 💛

WiTB with the bag open would have stumped me. I thought I was looking at an avocado cheeseburger with the lid off! Happy Birthday 🎈 🎂

Good luck, mate!

Huh? 👀

🤣

Oh that's heartbreaking, you are one of the most beautiful and vivacious women I know! That kind of pressure can f*ck right off!

🐝

That's the bigger crime

Someone baked

ICHI by Ryoka Hagiwara Album • 2026 • 8 Songs • 36 mins

My debut solo piano album, ICHI, is out now on all major streaming platforms!

Listen here: linkco.re/Mh7cSU2f

Composed, performed, and produced by me
Recorded at West London Music Studio

Supported by @creativescots.bsky.social

#NewMusic #musicsky

If you find a few sellers, and you have spare, I need 8 more. This is a viable business

Congratulations 🎊 👏 Excellent

😍

Coherent Comedy March Act - photo of comedian Tom Mayhew with name and the 2nd March 8pm - Zoom written below Background is adorned with Coherent Comedy Logo - Two line drawings of strawberries next to each other one upside down with Coherent Comedy written underneath. Colour scheme is black and white on a turquoise background.

🍓TOM MAYHEW🍓

Cannot wait for this, @tommayhew.bsky.social has been on our wish list since we started and we’re made up he’s agreed to headline our March show.

#CoherentComedy

Yes!!! I love Tom Mayhew, this is going to be a brilliant night!! 🥳

A big Happy Birthday to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social today, I'm waiting to see how good and evil battle it out on a Friday 13th Birthday. I am rooting for you!
Have a brilliant day 🎈🎵

[TROLL MADONNA] Pay the TROLL!
No shortcuts, no exploits. Papa. Don’t. Breach.

I've lost my good highlighter pen down the back of the bed in pursuit of a murderer

That's gorgeous 😍

I open one eye and check, does that help?

Nope, don't like that name, 😒

And a bigger boat, probably motorised

The Owl and the Pussycat could be modernised with a Kudu and a Bongo, and I wouldn't mind it.

You've met a Kudu, haven't you?

If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest? And which would be the most diplomatic?

Yessss! Love it

Bottom left, warm, over spilling and generous, but without meaning to be, slightly inappropriate at the table.

It's your birthday @crockpothatlady.bsky.social !! I am considering taking up crochet, I could start with gerbil coats as a gift? 🐹🥳🥳