No thanks
Boycotting it

Liepzig hotel booked already. Will I have to queue in Madrid to buy tickets?

When we first lived together in a flat we shared a wardrobe. I asked if everything was okay and apparently I missed the obvious sign that she had shunted her clothes to one end of the rail, well away from my clothes...

That'll be a NO then

We aren't your allies.
You made that clear.
Now deal with it.
You are on your own

Orwellian

Name (and shame) them

I would insert the words "cup cakes" into documents to see who read them. Only once did a senior exec reply "yum yum"

You have schools?

Beginning?
Where have you been?

The military oath, "To support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC."

Military??

He really doesn't get it does he. So simple.

If we are doing meaningless transfers of awards then I offer my Cycling Proficiency certificate from 1970 to Maria Machado.

What is your strategy for losing? Genuinely interested. The reason I hate it as I see no skill. It's all about the throw of the dice

Just for one day...

Decided not to make an attempt to attend the FIFA WC as it is being hosted in a fascist state where heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets.

You're doing it wrong

Why?
What problem does this solve?

I ordered a pair of trousers from Next, put them on, put £50 in my pocket to go and spend on my disabled child. Walking to the shops I realised the trousers were the wrong size. Went straight home and sent them back....

Or to put it another way, 115 fatalities per day.

I am old enough to receive a free bus pass. I go on 'bus safaris' once a month. Take my local bus to the nearest large bus station and take whatever the first bus is to its destination and spend the day there. Usually interesting in unexpected ways. Always relaxing and peaceful

There's a Scunthorpe joke here somewhere

It's gonna take more than bone spurs for him to wriggle out of this one

Enjoyed the first day in my new role at Cloudfare as Head of Business Continuity. I think they like me

I did some process analysis work for a large organisation. They asked us to focus on the starters and leavers process as a proof of concept. We found two people on the payroll who had been interviewed but never started.

You can get help for memory loss

They absolutely should move it. Not sure Canada has the stadia (educate me) and Infantino is too far up Trump's rear end

I think I know your wife better than you....