The dress code is business causal. You have to dress in a way that causes, or is caused by, business.

Defect starts rattling off a scripted message about how to get help for self-harm

Tonight we let the gay water talk

I have a ton of old vines saved.

Only good Macklemore-related media:

Makin my way downtown
A town that's down
Opposite of an uptown

Physical toggle switch.

One of these guys would be nice.

an emoji thats likethis

they should invent an emoji thats like this

This was the theme of my dream last night

Laying green pipe

Mario Teaches Fucking

I am the world's biggest bloodborne fan and even I don't want a bloodborne movie. I want bloodborne 2.

Don't forget that cloth mother is also warm. The combination of soft and warm just breaks people's brains and makes them forget about the benefit of milk.

Finally someone who isn't completely cloth-pilled.

Wire Mother's milk just hits differently after the gym

Good news for people who hate the ozone layer. My neighbors have been burning plastic since 8:00 a.m.

He was and several fyad guys communicated with him regularly.

My beloved Toyota Prius kicked the bucket last night. 🅱️ℹ️🅿️

We are the dorders of the ghts you couldn't pronounce

Are you there God? It's me, Margaritaville.

I'm glad to hear that creative ai is still programmed to give itself on the next turn

What if you wanted to sleep for 20 more minutes but your body said: "get itchy"

Discard Silent is Disgusting YouTube video by (null)

Discard/draw on silent is incredible (albeit slow), throw in tough bandages and it becomes disgustingly overpowered

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

Stock image of a woman using a mental pin to eject the sim card tray from a device.

The emergency

Me as a child watching the mom on Rugrats eating a product called "Chocolacheese": haha that's so funny and gross.

Me as an adult: Some Chocolacheese would really hit right now.

Sous vide chuck steak with Korean BBQ marinade and broccoli over white rice with furikake.

Having beefened broccoli lunch

if your truck was made without nuts and you put nuts in it that truck is trans I don't make the rules snowflake if you got a problem take it up with god

When Bruno Mars stopped his entire song just to fill his cup up with liquor, that's when I knew he had a problem