Hegseth Maintains Batusi at White House Pancake Breakfast Was Compelled by the Holy Spirit - Unsourced News Pete Hegseth defended his performance of the Batusi at the White House Pancake Breakfast, insisting it was “a spontaneous, Spirit-led moment”

Hegseth Maintains Batusi at White House Pancake Breakfast Was Compelled by the Holy Spirit

"No More Mr. Nice Guy" Trump Sternly Declares In Ruffled Pink "Mrs. Nice Guy" Dress - Unsourced News MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a solemn address delivered from what aides later confirmed was “definitely not a costume closet,” President Trump announced a dramatic shift in his approach to Iran negotiations Tu...

“No More Mr. Nice Guy” Trump Sternly Declares In Ruffled Pink “Mrs. Nice Guy” Dress

Like so much else Trump has done, he’s turned what was once a great department into a fucking mess. And it frankly breaks my heart.

robertreich.substack.com/p/goodbye-and-good-ridda...

Palantir Claims Domestic Surveillance is Only Aimed at Finding Future Resistance Leader Who Keeps Sending Back Time-Traveling Soldiers to Disrupt Company Operations - Unsourced News Palantir said its domestic surveillance programs exist solely to identify the person sending heavily armed operatives back through time.

Palantir Claims Domestic Surveillance is Only Aimed at Finding Future Resistance Leader Who Keeps Sending Back Time-Traveling Soldiers to Disrupt Company Operations

Trump defends his economy

Moulton: "Trump is negotiating from behind with a team of completely amateur negotiators"

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Visibly Intoxicated Patel Spotted Serving Cease-and-Desist Order to Eastern Seaboard - Unsourced News Witnesses along the Maryland coast reported Kash Patel attempting to serve a cease-and-desist order to the “a hostile publication.”

Visibly Intoxicated Patel Spotted Serving Cease-and-Desist Order to Eastern Seaboard

As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving - Unsourced News With gasoline prices climbing, President Trump urged Americans struggling at the pump to consider a simple alternative: electric golf carts.

As Gas Prices Surge, Trump Says Americans Should Look Into Electric Golf Carts Like the One He’s Driving

I assume this is RFK Jr cooking dinner

BREAKING: New data shows ZERO oil tankers passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, signaling what appears to be a complete shutdown of the Strait for the first time in history.

The Strait normally carries about 20% of the world’s oil supply.

Said the pot

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Hegseth Maintains Batusi at White House Pancake Breakfast Was Compelled by the Holy Spirit - Unsourced News Pete Hegseth defended his performance of the Batusi at the White House Pancake Breakfast, insisting it was “a spontaneous, Spirit-led moment”

Hegseth Maintains Batusi at White House Pancake Breakfast Was Compelled by the Holy Spirit

White House Spiritual Advisor Channeling Demonic Entity to Fight the Pope Confident She’s On the Good Side of This Whole Thing - Unsourced News White House Spiritual Advisor Paula White claims the shadowy, horned figure she summoned was “strictly here to handle the Pope situation,”

White House Spiritual Advisor Channeling Demonic Entity to Fight the Pope Confident She’s On the Good Side of This Whole Thing

Add going to war with the Pope and losing that one too to Trump’s record.

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Joe Biden picks the closest Black guy near him and sees... Obama?

Ukraine Asks Vance to Endorse Russia's War Efforts - Unsourced News Ukrainian officials have formally requested that J.D. Vance issue a full-throated endorsement of Russia’s ongoing war with their country

Ukraine Asks Vance to Endorse Russia’s War Efforts

Trump’s DOJ has arrested zero Epstein clients

Coachella Attendees Report Deeper Emotional Connection to Their Own Faces Than to Any Artist on Stage - Unsourced News Attendees at Coachella reported an unprecedented level of fulfillment after discovering “the most compelling subject in the desert: me.”

Coachella Attendees Report Deeper Emotional Connection to Their Own Faces Than to Any Artist on Stage

Administration Confident Plan to Install Trump as Iran’s President Will Collapse Nation Within Months unsourcednews.com/administrati...