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Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
Edwin Díaz as a Dodger:
6 innings
7 runs
10.50 ERA
9 hits
10 strikeouts
5 walks
4.96 FIP
NEW: In court filing, US Attorney Jeanine Pirro asks a court to order the handover of taxpayer-funded reimbursement money to a pair of Jan 6 riot defendants
The defendants had been ordered to pay damages to a fund to help victims & repair Capitol
Instead, we'll pay for it
Elian Peña has seen 59 pitches inside the zone in his first 11 games of 2026. He's swung at 34 of them and whiffed only once, per Baseball Savant. That's an in-zone contact rate of 97.1%.
Peña turned 18 in October and skipped over the Florida Complex League to begin his second Minor League season.
ZOHRAN: “I ran on taxing the rich — Today, we’re taxing the rich… the first ever pied-a-terre tax for second homes worth $5 Million+… $500 MILLION from the richest of the rich to fund child care, etc…💰”
Promises kept.
Instead of ending his illegal war in Iran, Trump spent the weekend attacking Pope Leo & posting pictures of himself as Christ.
This unhinged man is unfit to be Commander in Chief. He is putting Americans & the world in danger. We must end this war now.
Back in 2018, I posted in Twitter that the asshole was the Antichrist.
I have multiple reasons, but back then, I thought the greatest tell was how easily he convinced the simps that virtue was vice and vice was virtue.
I said then that he was teaching people to eschew kindness, empathy & love
Let’s end tonight on a high note from Coldplay
Team Defensive Runs Saved
DiComo: This Nolan McLean curveball to strike out James McCann in the second inning had 3,451 RPMs, giving it the highest spin rate of any breaking ball by any MLB pitcher this season. Filth.
🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”
RONNY WITH THE WALK OFF 👏
Ronny Mauricio walks it off for the @Mets in his first at-bat of the season!
It’s TACO Tuesday!
This is not a fucking game of chicken.
The President of the United States is a madman.
That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress beforehand, or our allies, or coherently explain to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.
Reminder that Congress has the power to stop this.
The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.
Boy, did they screw up.
# Of Batters Their Pitchers Walked This Weekend:
24 ATH
23
22
21
20
19 MIA
18
17 KC MIL
16
15
14
13 STL
12 HOU
11 LAA BAL
10 NYY MIN CHC
9 DET
8 CIN CLE WSH BOS TOR CWS
7 PIT LAD
6 TB ARI
5 COL TEX SD
4 SF NYM
3 PHI SEA ATL
Most walks in a 2-day span ever! (👊@OptaSTATS)
ABS Challenge Overturns Per Game So Far:
9: 1 game 😬
8: 0 games
7: 4 games
6: 3 games
5: 6 games
4: 8 games
3: 27 games
2: 29 games
1: 42 games
0: 19 games
A quick check in on some former Mets .Interesting, but it's still very early and I don't expect this to continue.
Except for Mc Neil. I think he may be done.
#LGM
Brett Baty update from DiComo
Luisangel Acuña makes a great diving catch in centerfield!
Mark Vientos Apology Form
Here you go: the Mark Vientos Apology Form
All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ...
Yes, you read that right 😮
That's my third baseman.
