When Earth was born, days were 17 minutes long and the surface was identical to the inside of an Easy Bake Oven. It smelled like Frasier and the only animals were lavafish. Stars had not been invented.
I am anti-Zionist, where's my invitation?
Hot take: the WaPo opinion page is wrong about everything... except for drying your pants. They nailed that one.
naaaap awaaaaaaits...
"If you’re looking for a sign from God as to whether hanging out with the richest man on Earth is right for you, pay attention when he sends you not one plague, but two."
Holy shit Noah Hawley is good (and this very clearly demonstrates that he understands the Alien assignment).
Agree. More than anyone else in their whole vile movement, Tucker has a shot. Terrifying prospect.
they literally take cues from the party and believe everything they say, which is almost impossible to believe
HOLY SHIT I KNEW IT
Take the afternoon nap afterwards. One of the finest experience in life. I can still recall specific afternoon naps after waking up at an ungodly hour.
Wolf-Rayet poster.
thank you, Dabo
the world's most adorable child is getting sniffed by a cute ass orange cat, and she is pretty happy about it
No?
BREAKING Governor Heater Abughazaleh signs legislation mandating a Pinkberry every one thousand yards in Cook, Lake, and DuPage counties.
Fans have the second Ruffalo stint all wrong. He was happy with the episodes in his first run, but felt his portrayal lacked some elements he wanted to include. That is why Columbo was so weird and unpredictable in the second run. It was a condition of his returning to the series.
"War Columbo"
I do; stop being stupid.
Harris indicated - clearly - that she would continue all of Biden's policies towards Israel and Gaza. You thought very, very wrong.
I know I do.
Genocide is morally wrong. You shouldn't just go "oh well, I have to ignore it and vote for the people committing genocide."
Just what the world needed, more hands for the circle jerk.
All liberals are one rude underling away from becoming fascist pieces of shit.
(Anna goes out her front door to go to work, sees neighbor's house on fire, hears occupants screaming for help)
"Ugh, I can't be late for work today. But if my neighbors get mad at me for leaving them to burn, they are smug and condescending."
people still have faith in the Democratic party
all evidence to the contrary
so is MSISW
the unwritten law that America is only for white male Protestants
he really is turning into Sports Andy Rooney
"In my day, we didn't have batting helmets. Taking a pitch to the head was part of the game."
Holy shit. Entirely new frontiers of gullibility are being reached.
I cannot wait to read Pete Hegseth's Art of War.
Rippin Dunks! Rippin nips! Takin shits!
Ed is a real shitbag. Firehose of lies, always directed left.
Good night from adoptable kitty, Hunny! Look at this adorable little face, what a dollie! Hunny and her sister, Rose, are the best bedtime snuggle bugs and they are going to be terrific forever family members. They are 1.5 years old and they do well with other kitties and with people of all ages.