watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich

Also, even if that were true, that’s fucking monstrous? Are we not supposed to care when people who have other health problems die?

if you find yourself appalled that RFK Jr is able to make this claim but you don’t wear a mask in, at the very least, public indoor spaces, you are acting in precisely the way that allows him to say that covid is gone.

The game is psychic. I now know this to be true. 🤯

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

71.5% already funded; looking to raise $570+ more to contribute to this very large need! 🌻

finally, a train we can hate

a burly bandit sneaks quietly behind a small bespectacled nerd, cackling to himself "jeez louise, some marks make it too easy! hehe" The bandit's hand inches towards the back pocket of the nerd, the poindexter's wallet sticking out precariously. "Like grabbin' fresh shrimp on a hot buffet," the bandit gloats. Suddenly with a "CHOMP" sound, the bandit's hand is stuck inside the nerd's ass all the way up to the elbow. The bandit cries out in pain "release me from your jaws, you hound of hell!" The nerd, grinning and clenching his fists says "oh how easily, how innocently the fly does enter the spider's web!"

Gripping Tales of True Crime

I expect y'all already knew or could have guessed this.

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“All you had to do was pay us a living wage” is doing a lot of very heavy “A riot is the voice of the unheard” warehouse fire lifting lately.

The synthesizer is, culturally, a transgender instrument.

when i am elected President, i promise to start screaming, one-sided fights with the Pope much more often, but for very different reasons

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Firing this game felt like discovering something made just for me. From the heartbreak of loving your crumbling rural hometown, sleek crime drama, showa era tv aesthetics, and the smooth good time of driving a lil truck around... I love this game. Visit Kaso-Mach. Fall in love. Get revenge.

Schumer is pro the war on Iran and I think that in and of itself is disqualifying. It seems imperative that Democrats demand that he resign or be replaced as Senate minority leader because he is actually working to support the fascist in chief. It's untenable.

'Fun' fact: If you sort your Steam wishlist by user reviews score, it puts any game with under 50 reviews below the 80% mark, even if they're 100% positive.

The store is doing its part to keep those hidden gems hidden.

tell people you love them more. family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, people you just met. normalize that shit, you should love almost everybody

much has been said about the "old man" trope and the warped perception of age in tales rpgs but being in your thirties and acting like a senior citizen around 16-year-olds goes crazy sometimes

Oh hey look, a new game by the people who made one of the best games of 2024 and one of the most thought-provoking, affecting game narratives ever (I'm talking about 1000xRESIST and more of you need to play it)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

oh now you can recognize war crimes all of a sudden

Israel ordered civilians to evacuate south Beirut and then bombed north Beirut

that's so wild that Israel did that. if only there had been a way to predict that based on the extremely recent past

Dev: HELLO HERE IS GAME

Me: no ty it's riddled with AI

Dev: I respect your opinion but let me tell you why as a poor solo dev I'm having to use this to make a "creative vision"

Me: your response looks to be written by AI, plus you're working on 3 games & have another 6 planned - get thee to fuck

I stand with ProPublica’s incredible team and am disgusted they even need to do this while doing the important work that they do

I'm sure there will be no long-term consequences to all of us veering between hypervigilance over potential nuclear war and trying to go to work because none of us can afford to pay our bills and may still be trying to recover from health consequences from the pandemic we're pretending didn't happen