First day without any bandages or steristrips... I feel naked.

a man in a white jacket and red shirt is standing with his arms crossed in front of a group of people . Alt: Professor Oak in a white jacket and red shirt is standing with his arms crossed in front of a group of people nodding his head.

What an odd episode of Pokemon.

"They used to call me Flying-finger Sammy" 👀

It's also why we're still awake well last our bedtime.

If we didn't watch tonight it would have been spoiled by morning.

a woman in a pink dress says " you 're a winner baby " Alt: RuPaul in a pink dress says "you're a winner baby"

For the first time in like a decade, we successfully watched a RPDR finale WITHOUT spoilers.

We got through all of season 18 with no spoilers 😁

When you're 6'3", you and short ladies at the grocery store have an unspoken understanding. It's the social contract.

Lots of weird stuff keeps happening 😵

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat Alt: A cartoon of Ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat on the bus, giggling to himself saying "I'm in danger"

Opened bluesky to "30+" notifications 👀

Uh oh, what did I do/say?!
I'm in danger.

Nope just a glitch. Twitter still has me traumatized from when a tweet would breach containment.

I for one think you can, and should 👀

I take it back. The commercial breaks are breaking me. Every song or two 4-6 ads play.

Don't tune in.

I did find some bangers but the ads aren't worth it...

If you want to feel OLD, tune into MTV Spankin' New music channel.

I don't know who any of these people are. I also can't tell how old they are. Half of them look 40+ but are actually early 20s?!

Old School Martha:
"The greeks had said rhubarb was the food of the Barbarian but I like to think rhubarb is the food of the Epicurean"

Me: 👀 wut ..?

*intense googling*

Huh, clever.

The only thing worse than a cat bathing at night is a dog butt bathing and chewing on it for WAAAAY too long in the dark 👀

They always heavy breathing while they do it too 😂

Happy Birthday!! 😊🥳

Like so loud!!

She sleeps on a pillow between us, up at the head of the bed so it was RIGHT in my ear 💦

a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face . Alt: Ren from Ren and Stimpy is laying in bed with a pillow he's unable to fall asleep, and looks very agitated his eye keeps twitching in frustration.

In hindsight it's hilarious 😂
At the time not so much..

She eventually finished and went back to snoring. They only kept me awake until 1130?

I think I'll be taking a nap today 😴

Correction: His snoring woke up the cat, so she started bathing herself.

Now I hear a combo of him snoring and wet sloppy squelching 🫠

snoopy and woodstock are laying on top of their house . Alt: snoopy and woodstock are laying on top of their house snoring together while they sleep.

The hubby and the cat are both snoring beside me in bed 💤😴

Hours of waiting for literally less than one minute with the doctor. Maybe 45 seconds.

A good thing. Quick means I'm healing well.

Stitches are OUT!

Not too bad. One of my incisions opened a bit so I still have to wear strips for another week+

Why does every orthopedic clinic have the most uncomfortable seating possible?!

I've only been sitting here for 30 minutes and I'm so sore!

It doesn't help that I'm a giant human too... I already don't fit.

So many mems.

One of moms best friends, Margie, would always take me and my sister out for breakfast. Margie was a chain smoker, but also didn't want to smoke around us kids. Her solution was to always get the table adjacent to the smoking section, only a half-wall away.

Smoking by proxy 🚬

I also ordered the retro mug I've had my eye on. Look how cute!

At my house, we just have internet and TV.

We don't even use our one remote, we use our phones to control everything.

Mom asked me to hook up her new TV box while I'm here. She has internet, wifi, cable, a landline, and Roku TV.

So, 3 remotes, 2 routers, wifi, a box that connects the landline to the router, the phone, Roku receiver, and the new cable box...

Why do they make this so complex? SO many cords.

I get delivery so infrequently that Skip was still set to my Halifax address. I haven't lived in Halifax for years 👀

I'm stuck at Mom's for a few hours after my early morning physio. Craving a coffee... And I just remembered I'm an adult with full agency!!

I ordered myself Timmies 😁

I just looked again and they aren't there. Not on my phone either.

Would me being Canadian be why?

"This content is not available in your location/country" is a common occurrence for us 🥲

Oh? They weren't when I looked earlier. All three of them were missing. I'll have to look again.

a man in a star trek uniform is waving Alt: Captain Picard from The Next Generation doing an awkward little wave. From the episode "The Naked Now" S1E3

Pluto TV removed its Star Trek Channels and I'm sad about it. Original series, VOY and TNG.

Sure, I can watch Trek on other streaming services but I really enjoy not having to choose, just flick it on and GO like cable.

Ditto from Pokopia, dressed up like a team rocket grunt, posing for a selfie in front of Mewtwo

Blastoise working behind the counter of a pokemon center. His goods for sale are displayed out in front of him.

Flaffy the pokemon hanging out next to some bonfires and poke dolls, a pink house is in the background.

Pokopia has me in a choke hold.

It's been a good distraction while I heal from surgery so I'm not complaining 😁