waiter: would you like sugar with your tea, sir?
me: yes 2 cubes, on the side please
*neighs loudly*

do you think when Bob Dylan met Jewel he said her name like he does in One More Cup of Coffee

Cover art for Bob Dylan album "The Reggae Remix EP"

going through every Bob Dylan album and kinda terrified to get to this one

a mug that says " don't talk to me until I've had my egg nog" where "egg nog" is poorly photoshopped in

tis the season

we don't say high on life anymore we say wasted on existence

I love videogames repost if you agree

a man in a tuxedo with a bow tie is sitting in a crowd of people . Alt: a man in a tuxedo with a bow tie is sitting in a crowd of people .

me when it's a short week with month-end and payroll

a playlist called pickituppickituppickitup.. what's on it?

beep beep ribby ribby

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