I’ll need to remind myself too actually 😏

Neil you better do the floor fucking I taught you in tribute.

Been to a funeral today where the dress code was leopard print. Let it be known that I want that at mine too. Thanks.

Ooof. And my favourite ones! Thank you

Hopefully my boobs don’t make people feel doom and gloom

Aaaand it’s ready! Dress rehearsal tomorrow night eeek!

Yes! I just aim for 12 min mile or less haha

I was happy with my 10k till I saw this 🤣

Post a picture of you wearing glasses

Ohh where are you?

Ohh they have pulled it 🫣 but would have been this

You can if you want. It’s a fiver each.

Haha I will send you one if you like.

🤣

I’m performing next weekend. Sorry 😘

Are your flyers saying ‘come and see some boobs’ ?

Fuck that I’m staying put and everyone can come to me. I’m a queen don’t ya know.

(I’m kidding and yes I am coming when you are ready for me. And that sounds really dodgy doesn’t it)

Aww there’s plenty of us we will be fine😘 xx

I’ve got a new audio book on the go and it’s utter filth. At 47 I enjoy trash and I don’t care haha

See you there 😂

Haha you probably won’t be in the right town 😂

😂 shall we have our own one J?

I am spending Sunday evening walking round a town centre in very little clothing handing out flyers. How about you?

Hmm no I wouldn’t. But that’s fine 😘

Didn’t wanna meet any of you anyway.

Thank you x

Dammit I’ve seen the most amazing burlesque pants that I want so much. Why do I never see this stuff on payday. 🥴 always when I’m mid month and poor 🤣

Ooooh I just received all the pictures from my naked photo shoot last month and I love them!

Yeah I do have to have GF. The plain chicken ones did nowt for me but the Italia I do enjoy.

Oh I love the chicken Italian ones from them