Not a surprise

Indeed

😂

Ha .. who knew. A guy with known drinking problem is in fact drinking on the job

Exactly

I think what I resent the most about Trump and the MAGA fucks in general

Is it allowed a bunch of nobodies with no actual experience in anything to have opinions about things they don’t know and can’t begin to comprehend

Opinions without results
Opinions without production

Those Israeli checks keep clearing so naturally they ll just keep burying their head in the sand and claim these things need to be done for “self defense” purposes

I know things are bleak at the moment

But all the while a war is going on, gas is high, food is high and things generally suck

We managed to launch a successful mission to the other side of the moon and simultaneously rescued a downed airman

America fuck yeah 💪🤘🇺🇸

I will perform the Lambda .. because as you know, it’s the forbidden dance

I am good .. if it’s not on the tv I am not watching. I refuse to pay these bloodsuckers

Really anywhere in Indiana .. that place sucks

Exceptions for South Bend, Bloomington, and Indianapolis

The definition of the Last Full Measure

Frank Abagnale Sr.:

You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?

Frank Abagnale Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.

That statement used to be the US military, not anymore

Thanks Trump

I love how when you order a cup of coffee on the Amtrak train they make sure it’s scolding hot in case you have to take out a potential train hijacker with it

The Russians never fully recovered after the red purge

It can always be both .. a moron that is thoroughly corrupt and bought and paid for their needs to be tribunals after this

Trump the dumbfuck gave the world a blueprint on how to challenge the US military through economic pressure and asymmetric means by rushing headlong into this bullshit unprepared

Pam Bondi got shitcanned

😂😂😂😂😂

crushing my coworkers spirit is its own currency !

No .. because I am stupid

a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

I guessed 3 out of the 4 final 4 teams correct

😂

I am a man of the people !

😂

I called a dude that I worked with now for weeks “Dale” .. every day

His name is Wes

Say it louder for the slow pokes in the back

No thanks

Hey want to hear a neat fun fact ? Israel said it will not commit any boots on the ground for the mission

Neat !