how I feel when I'm talking tech with anyone who knows way more than I do, realizing I really don't know shit outside of my hyper specific niche:

Nice save 🤙

Okay realistically Kiki picked both of the dogs but still

My 3 best decisions I've ever made.

"yes, we should really be investing more into the cheese account; we could really benefit from diversifying our snack portfolio."

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

Amanda as Bill Clinton looking shocked with the caption “me on mondays”

Late post since I was busy helping out all this together yesterday, but yesterdays birthday party for my wife was a success. Happy 33rd Kiki <3

Making good coffee at home just ruins almost every other coffee from a gas station/fast food place to me unfortunately lol

But it's fine though guys, Nintendo made Zelda so they can do whatever the fuck they want.

www.ign.com/articles/mic...

Tropical Freeze still $60 on Switch btw

Nintendo fans frothing at the mouth at the opportunity to pay $80 for a game that came out 4 years ago that isn't even physically on the cartridge, just to get frustrated and probably give up after 90 minutes and go back to playing Donkey Kong Bonanza or whatever

All I can think of is

Dear Patrick, At Adobe, our mission is to support your creativity. Over the last few years, we’ve added a lot of new technology, tools, and performance improvements that help you create more efficiently than ever in our core creative apps, like Photoshop, Illustrator, and Premiere Pro, explore new ideas with our Firefly generative AI technology, and exercise expanded creative control. Aligned with those improvements and ongoing innovation, we’re enhancing the current Creative Cloud All Apps with a new name, price, and benefits. Your Creative Cloud All Apps plan will be renamed Creative Cloud Pro and will include all your existing benefits, along with a wide range of new benefits explained below. This will happen at your upcoming renewal. Creative Cloud Pro will cost US$69.99/month (plus applicable taxes). Your subscription will automatically renew monthly on 05-May-2026 (PT) until you cancel. As always, you can manage or cancel your plan at any time via your Adobe Account or by contacting Customer Support.

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Me anytime I come home after being gone for 24+ hours

Sure, Jesus can rise and come again and everyone makes a holiday.

But when I do it I'm told that they're calling the cops because I wasn't allowed to be at that 7Eleven in the first place and to put my pants on.

"So let's just see

What happens when the summer ends."

i guess suki is afraid of me playing drums, since she has to get as close to me as possible when i play

I know the passage of time is steady, but it's still insane to think this was 10 years ago. Even more insane that it's been about a year and a half since she's been gone.

I think about this quote a lot

The fact that anyone can get a dog or have a child but refuse to do any of the preliminary work like vaccines or buying essentials beforehand is absolutely wild to me.

If you're not capable of taking care of yourself, how the fuck do you expect to take care of something dependant on you?

i will always remember the day my wife and i first started dating, May 29th 2016.

Not necessarily because of the day itself,

but because it was the day after Harambe got shot.

don't mind me, just posting photos of my children.

B-BUT BIDEN IS THE ISSUE, DADDY TRUMP SAYS SO AND HE HAS NEVER LIED REEEEE

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So fucking glad I put in the work to get my console close to release when they were hard to find.