this one time a guy i didn't really know was talking about Benford's Law and how you can spot fraud when numbers don't predominantly start with 1 and i said "like zip codes" and he got upset

ME: "beeeean"
COP, HASN'T SEEN MR BEAN, DOESN'T GET THE JOKE: "i'm going to ask you again, what is your name"

sorry i was supposed to be watching the watchmen but i got distracted. i don't know where they went. i don't suppose you left an airtag on them or something? no? hm.

Train Of Thought goes harder than you'd think

i'll be 95 years old in the nursing home and still remember how to spell their names on first try

i'm having a hard time understanding the full scope of the details of the cease fire. are kurt loder and tabitha soren available?

"if i listen to just one of these which one should it be"

yes

Dream Theater - Metropolis pt 2
Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime
Ayreon - 01011001
Ayreon - The Theory of Everything
Fear Factory - Obsolete

spent the day listening to metal concept albums so i'm warning you i'll be even more insufferable for a while

absolutely.

a book publisher getting the rights to the Charles Schulz catalog and having to stamp "Processed at a facility that also processes Peanuts" on all the other books

or just in general

i wonder who the first president to say "fuck" in an official capacity was

poured out some cooking water and recreated the Bauhaus “The Sky’s Gone Out” cover

just learned that polish americans call it "Dyngus Day" and i'm slowly turning into a peninsulare in how much i look down on these people

happy śmigus dyngus eve

see?

a tweet by the pope from 8:01am

i realize that this seems like the third catholic reference in a year but, this with different spacing this could be modernist death metal lyrics:

you should have a full plan of who to txt/call/message when it happens

the communication networks will crash like after an earthquake

"how's it going?"
"how's it going"
"well, have a good one"
"have a good one"

there should be one more. me and devin talked years ago about calling the project Postteen for it

this year will have been 20 years since the "In Goat We Thrust" album, and 10 years since "We Can't Win They Have Become Too Powerful" (which actually still feels like "the new one" in my head)

ready for a book deal i think

do not pity the fool cause i’m not sorry

sure, you did your confession, communion, and confirmation, and you got the oil and the name and all that, but did a nun smack you when you were 7? no? well hm.

also i think i speak for all raised catholics that sure, you can convert, and that's all valid and correct and you get saved and all that, but it doesn't *really* count.

Roman Catholic Churches See a Surge of New Converts. Bishops are trying to understand what's behind the wave.

well, i think it's because even evangelical protestants would agree that hus, luther, calvin, etc, we are all completely wrong.

things can be authentic and parody at the same time

Powerplant ~ Running Cross (Music Video) YouTube video by Powerplant ~ Arcane Dynamics

randomly stumbled on this and i get that to some degree it’s parody but also it kinda legit rocks in a Poison Ruin sort of way?

please bring the books back and to the left