"I thought it wasn't a war?"
"It's not, and we won, it's over and also we need 200 billion for the not-war that we pre-won."

the way Claude determines negative sentiment is so funny

No joke, I've already seen it happening 💀

Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

What a fucking shot holy shit

Okay, but this 360 camera contains every human being + a dog in a captains hat?

a cartoon of homer simpson holding a jar that says bee nu ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a jar that says bee nu

careful opening your gas cap

Oh so now copyright matters.

I'm the only schizoid lunatic that matters

gunna start saying "how glib"
never want to know what it means

going to the moon, anyone need anything?

I've only ever seen this guy getting humiliated. Are we just participating in this guys humiliation kink at this point?

Submitting a patent for "game where you are a little guy who runs around"

"Sorry, nothing we can do about schizoid lunatics just tanking your ratings, thanks for 30%" - Steam

twitter screenshot that reads 'i do not love wine' APRIL FOOLS

it's her day

"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.

You’ll Be OK

a brown dog wearing a pink collar is laying on a couch ALT: a brown dog wearing a pink collar is laying on a couch

Yooo congrats man!!
....unless

ICE waiting to deport the returning astronauts for making the president look bad

DONT DO IT LOW POLY RAT

I hate being low poly and having only 1 HP

apirl fools!

red pikmin in a dark landscape

ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃʳʳⁱᵛᵉᵈ ᵐⁱˡᵒʳᵈ

After years of requests, it's finally here 📖

A physical back-up of all my 60,000 game assets. Each page features a high fidelity print, perfect for analog developers. No more reliance on the web or the cloud. It's yours, forever.

Available soon!

Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

Fart with reverb sound effect YouTube video by Meme Sound FX

youtu.be/9FLRHejWAo8

everybody knows a guy like this

A digital drawing of a very wide sausage shape with 4 little legs on each side, and a cute sneaky face.

#3284 If a spider was wider

An early Keeper concept from the first level of the game -- approaching the "skull bridge". If I don't get enough skulls in the game I am not happy.

Every single thing I regularly buy has gotten worse in quality, but at least they've also gotten more expensive.

regulars only

It Sucks to Work in the Video-Game Industry Right Now Even developers who successfully release big hits, like Fortnite and Battlefield, are losing their jobs

I don't think people understand how hard it is to work in the video-game industry right now. If you've been laid off, it can take months if not years to find new work. If you haven't been laid off, you're anxious that you will be laid off.

This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...