Like, lady, it’s a cute fox onesie, it’s not that deep

That’s exactly why she was mad! She said, “Your son is so cute!” and I thanked her (and didn’t correct her or care about the misgendering), but then she was like, “What’s his name?” and when I told her it was *girl name* she acted like I had deliberately tricked her into believing my baby was a boy

Some lady at the mall got actively mad at me when my daughter was three months old because I had dressed her in a cute blue fox onesie and “blue is for boys!”

I so need him to star in a gay cowboy movie that DOESN’T end tragically

The Emperor’s New Clothes, Nordstrom Rack edition 😩

I bought a pair of light pink pants that were kind of expensive but I really liked them so I splurged, and my six-year-old just informed me cheerfully that I look like I’m “not wearing any bottoms”

Following this account is a great way to practice useful Chinese phrases

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

I think the only time I stop feeling anxious about the war is when I’m writing gay porn (often set during other wars)

I’m honored! Huge fan of your work

This is also what happens to me whenever I start researching the historical background for the gay porn I write

Connor Storrie if you’re reading this please do “Ra Ra Rasputin” next

I am experiencing Ennui… time to watch Connor Storrie lip-synching to “Like a Prayer” for the nth time

I would assume that "bi non-practicing" means your parents and grandparents were practicing bisexuals, you celebrated the bisexual high holidays as a kid and maybe went to the bisexual temple once a year, and that even though you don't do bi stuff anymore, you consider yourself culturally bisexual.

A Romance You Watch in Secret | Los Angeles Review of Books The Russian-language reception of Crave’s ‘Heated Rivalry’ shows how tenderness, desire, and character complexity shape a phenomenon that transcends borders.

Beautiful article about Russian fans of Heated Rivalry.

lareviewofbooks.org/article/heat...

Call me The Pequod the way I be shipping them

This is why Tolkien never got around to writing any Frodo/Sam sex scenes

A conversation I had with my daughter, while reading “The Purim Superhero”:

Her: Why does he call his dad Abba?

Me: Because it’s Hebrew for dad, and he has two dads, so he calls one Daddy and one Abba

Her: That makes sense, it would be confusing if he called them both Daddy

It’s that easy

Not that I’m the world’s most perfect parent but explaining gay people to your kids is incredibly easy if you’re not a weird freak about it

Go home, Naval and Military Press, you’re drunk

My husband: *makes a joke about slap shots*

Me: *blank face*

Him: all you do is watch a show about hockey, how do you not know what a slap shot is?

Me: so the thing is…

Also shoutout to this article, which is basically about how the author watched a show that was not Heated Rivalry and felt disappointed because it was not Heated Rivalry (relatable)

This is such a lovely article 😭

Ilya Rozanov’s voice going “Yes, yes, it’s scary, but you’re brave” is my new mantra for dealing with anxiety

My totally unbiased advice to anyone who wants to make the next Heated Rivalry is that they should adapt this book for TV - it also has so much yearning! and queer Russian angst!

I just finished reading Pioneer Summer and I am having so many Feelings 😭

Suddenly I feel like I need to read these books

Especially if he’s looking for a snack

I need a very special Heated Rivalry/IWTV episode ASAP

Wait Lestat is in Montreal now? Is he a hockey fan?