I definitely smell like cow right now.

Currently debating how passive aggressive it would be to walk across the hall and close the office door of the guy having a Teams meeting with no headphones on so I can hear literally everything.

At least have an interesting meeting worth listening to if you’re going to do that.

Being a Maid of Honor is too expensive. You should honor me by paying for my hair and makeup.

Still chuckling at the old man I saw this morning who was driving a car with the license plate “DIMPLES.”

This discourse rolls around every six months and I'm always happy to chime in: ELEMENTARY is a great TV show qua TV show and best modern interpretation of Holmes, including that one you're thinking of, which was more of one dude's intermittent hobby, which also somehow turned into CRIME DR. WHO.

I am no longer a practicing Catholic but you can bet I laid that Catholic guilt on ✨thick✨ with a friend who used AI to design their company logo.

Update: they ended hiring a professional human designer as they should have in the first place.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Being an adult is having to make plans three months out with people because everyone is so busy all the time.

I hate it.

Deflategate

Surprisingly, no. He wasn’t as awful as usual!

Didn’t even glare at him. 🤣

Going to a meeting this afternoon and it is going to take all my strength to not scream or kick the one man who I know will speak over me at least twice.

A lot of things make Lauren Sánchez Bezos ridiculously happy. Helicopters. Fashion. Protecting the narwhal. Her little sister, Elena. Her five best girlfriends. And, of course, her new husband, Jeff Bezos.

everything else aside, this is a dogshit lede. a middle school newspaper writer would be less fawning.

burn it all down.

Well played, Subaru driver, well played.

I'm moonscrolling

Having your face break out post like 22 should be illegal.

two women are giving each other a high five in front of a city skyline ALT: two women are giving each other a high five in front of a city skyline

Happy Hacks returns day to all who celebrate!

So me and @heytorch.bsky.social

Photo of three men standing on top of rocky terrain. One is wearing a blue zip-up jacket with a blue chambray shirt and tan chinos. One is wearing a green-black checkered jacket with red chamois shirt, white pants, and cowboy hat. The other is wearing a blue parka with with blue jeans.

Two photos. In the first, three men are wearing bomber jackets with blue or white jeans. In the second image, one man is wearing an off white (possibly chamois?) shirt with blue jeans. Another is wearing a blue denim trucker with blue jeans. A third is wearing a blue quilted parka.

Two photos of groups of men. They are wearing Nordic sweaters, olive bomber jackets, flight suits, black-green checkered jackets, cowboy hats, beanies, and jeans.

Two photos. In one, there's a man wearing a brown tweed with a checked shirt. In the other photo, men are wearing bomber jackets and high-waisted cotton pants.

The Artemis II mission reminds me of these 1960s photos of NASA astronauts training in Iceland because they felt the terrain would be similar to what they'd encounter on the moon. The outfits are so great, even some 60 years later.

Practically screamed about my wife when I met a new co-worker today who was clearly fam.

I have no idea what actually happened, but I can’t imagine they’re not already having meetings at Dateline.

They better hurry tf up.

Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁

People are so weird about non-nuclear families. A family can be two rats, a married lesbian couple and their danish friend who lives in the spare room. what are you not getting.

The best part about having in-laws is that I get an Easter basket every year full of candy.

I love to help create converts for good TV shows, and this is a really fun one, because once you’re in club Deadloch, you literally cannot shut up about club Deadloch (complementary!)

Watched a man FaceTime his wife in the dairy aisle making sure he was getting the right butter for whatever she was planning to make.

Romance is still alive, folks.

John Cena is a master of defusing questions designed to get celebrities to say controversial things. Truly, a master of the craft.