bought canned tuna for the first time because i was so curious but omg it smells so disgusting i made a egg tuna sandwich and i'm a bit reluctant to eat it

helo

same

hey how's everyone doing 😊

kinda forgot about this place

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

also most people that are not on here are basically indians or indian journalists. otherwise most of my mutuals are here except like 20-30 of them

i used some violentmonkey script which let me export a JSON of all the people i follow. then i manually followed all the people who had same username/display name as they did on twitter and then removed their entry from the json. took me about an hour lol.

yeah true but functionality wise it's better than twitter so i can bear it

FYI: Your follower count here is pure chance, not merit. The Junipers, Katie Tightpussys, Jenny_Tightpants's, PixelatedBoats, etc. are best thought of as the shrewd oligarchs of the Soviet collapse—abusing a handful of connections to capitalize off a 'redistribution' charade at your expense.

Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."

love that you're on here

Welcome newbies! Since you're here, I'm allowed to tell you: All the feel-good 'norms' you heard about BlueSky were a lie to keep Nazis off. Don't block people—debate them in the marketplace of ideas. If a post deserves scorn, quote it. Trust that imprecise wording indicates evil intent.

People like "she's a congresswoman what else could she do" as if that isn't 100x safer for her to break the bathroom law than some trans woman cleaning the offices in the same building.

im going to start celebrating this

This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions

Billionaire Gautam Adani indicted in New York on bribery charges | CNN Business Indian billionaire Gautam Adani and other executives were indicted in New York for roles in a multi-billion-dollar fraud scheme, the US Department of Justice said Wednesday.

Indian billionaire Gautam Adani and other executives have been indicted in New York for roles in a multi-billion-dollar fraud scheme, the US Department of Justice says.

she's been receiving on here which is super annoying

oof. need more indian/south asian/non-american people on here. especially journalists because the entire day I've been constantly seeing tweets about the transphobic trans senator, sarah mcbride.

not that I mind but I've seen some trans people try to soft defend her against the criticism

Israel Targets, Injures One of the Only Journalists Left in North Gaza in Strike Al Jazeera reporter Hossam Shabat had just arrived at a house that had been bombed when Israel struck it again.

"Israeli forces injured one of the only journalists left in north Gaza on Tuesday in an airstrike, after the military publicly threatened the Al Jazeera reporter with assassination in October."

israeli national police found trying to purchase stalkerware - #FuckStalkerware pt. 7 they're in pleasant company with other governments, intelligence companies, and data brokers

and my original high level coverage of the mSpy leak can be found on my blog

maia.crimew.gay/posts/fuckst...

'Can I log into my partner's device?’: Politicians, police, public servants spy on family's phones, leak suggests Leaked data from stalkerware company mSpy shows how customers want to use the technology to surveil family violence victims and police suspects.

- Australia focused coverage in Crikey

www.crikey.com.au/2024/07/02/s...

im very happy to have helped yet another outlet cover the mSpy dataset, bringing the total up to at least 3 at this point!

I found 360/879 people i follow on twitter on here (same username/display name)

ok this app is shitting the bed or something

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

ya same, not ui ux but like all my fav ppl from trans twt are not here

tbh bsky vibe not as good as twitter