Fuuuck… I remember laughing about it but also being shocked it could even happen.
@jimmykimmel.com just reminded us that we ended Dan Quayle’s career because he misspelled “potato.”
Remember standards? Good times.
#Potatoe
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Y’ALL. Maybe I am biased bc JCS is my favorite musical but this is the funniest cold open I have seen in a loooooong time. It’s a minute and a half long. Stop scrolling and MAKE THE TIME.
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oh fun. why are we doing this again? do we have a civilizational death wish?
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This is exquisite.
black text on white from a numbered list on the website livescience.com reading 2 Live Science Today: Meta and Google fined for causing social media addiction and how dogs were our friends for millennia
i mean google and meta are some evil motherfuckers but i don't think we can blame them for dogs
#DidGoogleAndMetaInflictDogsOnHumanity #Dogs #Google #Meta #DoGoogleAndMetaHaveTimeTravelTechnology #JustAskingQuestionsHere #DoingMyOwnResearch
I know, I know. But this person is doing the real Good Work in the beautiful but fully fascist town I grew up in. If you want to help them open an inclusive homeless shelter that accepts trans people, that’s a great way to celebrate Trans Day of Visibility. #TDoV
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God it would be so funny if he's excommunicated right after this comes out.
TDoV 🧵: trans visibility is a double-edged sword due to the Unmarked/Marked mindset: trans ppl face undue attention & scrutiny b/c we're marked. but we also face invisibility b/c ppl typically presume that every person they meet belongs to the unmarked majority (aka, cis)... youtu.be/xiU-G0mTYVY
trans people are losing rights because kristi noem's husband is a fucking SISSY!?????????????????? are you KIDDING ME!?????????????????????
I cannot stress enough that we as a nation are not in the right headspace to handle April Fool's Day this year
lol
The President may, of course, engage in his own expressive conduct, including criticizing the views, reporting, or programming of NPR, PBS, or any other news outlet with whom he disagrees. The government may also fund its own speech and may fund government programs that promote specific perspectives on issues of public importance, and it may decide which views or perspectives to convey—and which not to convey—in any such government speech or program. And it may impose limits on federal grants to ensure that they are deployed to further the legitimate purposes of the program and may pick and choose among applicants based on legitimate criteria. But the First Amendment draws a line, which the government may not cross, at efforts to use government power—including the power of the purse—“to punish or suppress disfavored expression” by others.
BREAKING
Trump’s executive order directing federal agencies to stop funding NPR and PBS is “unlawful and unenforceable,” a federal judge ruled.
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This seems nice
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This 👇🏾
My girlfriend Gwen and I are about starting a podcast and we're doing some planning and prototyping while I farm crests for my gear.
#KelaAndGwen'sEmpathyLens #Prototype #NotEpisodeOne #ThisIsATest #AlsoIAmPlayingWoW #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight #Knitting #Empathy
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caaaaats
A screenshot of a social media thread from a user named "dr. e zje" (@emmy_zje), consisting of an original post and a self-reply. The background is a solid, deep purple upon which text in white is set against a solid black background. The user’s profile picture shows a person with a shaved head and light skin, wearing a red garment. Their display name includes a "sparkles" emoji and a "last quarter moon" emoji. The main text of the first post reads: “Men will fake being trans” lol dudes won’t even wear pink or drink soy milk because they fear emasculation, but yeah they’ll pretend to be women to prey on women in a culture of normalized sexist violence enacted by men against women in broad daylight with impunity. Sure Jan." A reply from the same user, dated July 23, 2021, reads: "I mean also like, can we not hold human rights of a marginalized group hostage on the ridiculous assertion that there’s an infinitesimal chance a different group of people might abuse those rights? 'You can’t have rights because others might abuse them!' is pure brain worms."
Show. Me. ONE.
First night of raiding in the new expansion! It was so good to run with all my guildies chattering in my ear again. We killed the first three bosses. I caught our third kill on camera because I was dead, lol
#WoW #Midnight #Voidspire #Raiding #FloorInspector #Reciprocity
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When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.
Hey @gwenzilla.bsky.social
BREAKING:
This is Beirut right now.
Israel is MASSIVELY bombing Lebanon’s capital in the middle of the night — deliberately wiping out apartment block after apartment block.
Civilian homes. Residential buildings.
No justification. Just pure terror.🤬🤬🤬🤬
hey it's world war three but i can't do shit about that so i'm going to be play a game with my girlfriend, wanna watch?
#NotCreepyThough #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #BG3 #ShadowheartReturns #KelaBeMonkinKarlach #Baldur'sGate3 #QueerLove #VIirginPlaythrough
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We're back! I don't rememeber what we're doing but probably something to do with Jaheira. Join us!
#BG3 #Larian #Baldur'sGate3 #KelaAndGwenPlay #VirginPlaythrough #PlayDate #QueerLove #LGBTQIA+ #Trans #Queer #AMA @gwenzilla.bsky.social
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Donald Trump has launched more military attacks at more countries than any other president this century. An yet, the simple-minded fool is *obsessed* with getting a shiny Peace Prize.
A dramatic black-and-white film still from Stanley Kubrick’s 1964 dark comedy Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. The scene depicts the iconic finale in which a man dressed in a military flight suit and helmet — playing the character Major T.J. “King” Kong — is straddling and riding a nuclear bomb as it falls, one arm raised exuberantly in the air like a rodeo cowboy, mouth open in a wild, jubilant yell. Below and behind him, a sweeping aerial map of a landscape stretches out, conveying the terrifying sense of a bomb in freefall toward its target. The image is one of cinema’s most recognizable and darkly comedic moments, capturing the absurdity of nuclear brinkmanship through the image of a man gleefully embracing apocalypse.
Man, I had really hoped we would change our own regime before the orange bumblefuck actually started World War III, but here we are
@tande.tv I'm so glad I get to share the early launch with your live stream.
#WoW #Warcraft #Midnight #EarlyAccess #TwitchClip #GayAgenda
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For some reason, my guild wants to celebrate the end of The War Within by doing our first mythic run on the last raid night before Midnight launches. Watch us die horribly!
#WoW #TheWarWithinEnds #Mythic #ManaforgeOmega #BloodAndPain #FunTimes #Shenanigans
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I done finally did gets mah hair did! I'm BLUUUUUEEEE
#Blue #NotBlonde #BG3 #Baldur'sGate3 #Act3 #VirginPlaythrough #SortOf #WeReloadedALotOfTimeAway #WhatDeadGondians #Retcon #Recon #NoCons #Queer @gwenzilla.bsky.social #AskUsAnything
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We messed up pretty bad and are reloading a save from February 3rd, lol. Also my partner still hasn't dyed my hair.
#BG3 #SaveScum #Reload #Retcon #WhatDeadGondians #KelaAndGwenPlay @gwenzilla.bsky.social #SlightlyLessVirgin #Baldur'sGate3 #KarlachMonk #Lae'zelThief
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