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i am in my new apartment hiding in my room eating pasta because wife has 6 of her girl friends over and it is VERY LOUD AND VERY TAIWANESE.

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FINE

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like an erotic little vole.

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but not angry at being in an aquarium. Just angry at life and anything that comes close to it.

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I love them. I've seen people keep them in an aquarium and they look permanently angry.

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@publishingninja.bsky.social

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I keep checking in every couple of weeks and seeing I have people following me and I get overwhelmed with that but also laziness but I will DEFINITELY come back here properly next week to tidy up a bit and get presentable.

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whenever I see something mentioning Gen Z or Millennials - I have to check which one I am.
Which definitely makes me Gen X.

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stuck on Meta platforms grumbling like a drunk old grandpa near the fruit machine in the dark corner of the pub.

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bit mad tho.
Stuck posting in a language I have no proficiency in.
BUT ALSO HEALTHY.

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finally got some "insights" on Threads and I have 80% Taiwanese followers which is GOOD because there's just no point in spouting non-work nonsense there now.
So I'll do that here.

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um. That's not a doing word, is it?
Cow?
Brown cow!
Sick brown cow.
There. Use one of those in a sentence about your family and no cheating. I'll mark it next week.

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I just spilled water all over my keyboard, my phone, my imac, my mouse, my lightbox and my drawing tablet.
And all of it still works fine.
dried everything with tissues and a towel and turned 2 fans on.
All clean now.. Imagine if ALL THOSE THINGS broke... I'd give up and become an English teacher.

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my positive energy fluctuates enough to not... wait yes!
ok yes.

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just realised I sound like my Nan there.

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I haven't even seen it but I want to laugh at him.
He's fucking stupid.

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also thanks for increasing my followers! Off to a good start.
It's weird here for me cos it's not a Taiwan Followers space (so far) so I think I might just be NORMAL TOM but also arty gassy tom.

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I am varying fractions of gas as well, I should warn you.

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今天是國際貓日 !
Today is International Cat Day!

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no specific trigger but of course it's down to him. His interference in the WORLD. His views and .... I just despise the fucker. And the site has become too problematic. can type all kinds of hate, but not "cis". just everything.
I kept deactivating and going back but no more.

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外面實在是太熱了,好想跳到海裡游泳啊啊啊啊
It's so hot outside I just want to float in the sea

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did it just now. No point in dragging it out. Anyone from TW on there is probably already following my FB page and anyone else I talk to can find me.
Opening it was just instant rage or frustration or sadness with a massive side of annoyance.

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YOU'RE EVERYWHERE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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今天的重要進度—安平古堡!
Small but important bit of Tainan Map, Fort Zeelandia/Anping Old Fort.

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Finally deleting that rancid pit of the worst people in the world - Twitter/X (in a couple of days. For dramatic effect. And to give any actual work followers a chance to find out).

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BREAKING NEWS I am here

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I a forever grateful but also i keep having to paste the letter m into y posts as y keyboard is fucked.

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I aleady mix up the 4 or 5 social media accounts I have, especially when they're all dark mode.
I want pink mode and FIRE mode and stuff just to make it easier for my lazy sedentary brain

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