agreed 100%

got banned from twitter for posting this image

yo dude, it definitely doesn't work when you convince people it's pointless, you gotta try moving your fingers before you make a fist

hawk tuah radicalized me

a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time

The funniest part of what TYT is doing right now is that they are doing the thing they've been complaining that the democratic party does.

When they get criticized by the left, they cozy up to the right & harshly attack the left

just found out about sex, might try it out later

I challenge some of the new people who are leaping to follow the giant twitter accounts that moved here to check out some of the really cool trans people that made bluesky what it is

The three most common transphobic comments:

- being a woman is a fetish

- being a woman is a mental illness

- women are baby factories

everyone refusing to leave elon musk’s x is like. “nobody smokes cigarettes on bluesky. I tagged the bathroom stall and it was painted over. you can’t even watch PG-13 movies”

being mean on bluesky feels like tackling someone in flag football

everyone refusing to leave elon musk’s x is like. “nobody smokes cigarettes on bluesky. I tagged the bathroom stall and it was painted over. you can’t even watch PG-13 movies”

i’m hangin despit the horrors. hope u r as well 💜

good morning to u too

"Enjoy your echo chamber!"

Acoustician: "Thanks! I will 😊"

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

Kicked out of my Electroswing group for doing $7,000 worth of cocaine in 3 weeks, and as they're giving me the news I start pointing at them and shouting "Liberals! Liberals!"

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:

that fight could’ve been an email

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I think you should. let’s make a public spectacle of migration to bluesky and get people off of twitter, even if some shitty people make it through. take the power out of elon’s hands