It's our favourite multiplayer FPS levels! You'll never guess #1! (because we don't order our lists)
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Eight years of Crytek's experimental cowboy, by @rossignol.bsky.social.
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We probably should have posted about The Lie-In yesterday, but also don't you kind of respect us more for being this bad at social media?
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In this week's Total Playtime we discuss layoffs, dynamic pricing, and... MrBeast Big Naturals!?
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Suppose, for the sake of argument, you tell us what we should play this weekend, and we, in turn, tell you.
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Here's a game that darkly simulates the sense of wonder from your first steps in Minecraft.
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A popup message from our CMS which reads "Boom! It's out there. That's 100 posts published."
We died while writing this article but at least we hit a new milestone in the blog meta-progression
We wanted to argue about Marathon, so we did it while playing Marathon
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This is a racing game. Those women are popstars and drivers. That man is a mechanic. He can talk to his dog.
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Happy confused clock day to all who celebrate. Here's a roundup of the best writing about videogames this week.
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The co-op in Slay The Spire 2 is great, but you know what it could use?
A way to stab my brother in the back.
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Lost And Found Co. review (of the YouTube videos I watched alongside it):
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I have heard Esoteric Ebb described as Discworld Elysium, which is useful to give you an initial sketch. It's a tale of political intrigue amongst rival factions in a city about to boil over, as you, a hapless detective, find yourself in the middle of an investigation that could change everything. But, crucially, it's all fantasy themed and it's really funny. It's not as funny as Pratchett, mind you. But I'm monstrously protective of the man and his work, and am tempted to dock points from anything where people draw a comparison, out of spite. So maybe it is as funny as him; it's certainly much funnier than most games that try to be funny at all.
Esoteric Ebb review! And @abeewords.bsky.social returns to Jank.
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At Jank this week we have been:
Reviewing zombies.
Podcasting.
Time-travelling to 2005.
Forgetting to put the paywall up. Again.
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Jank is good for you.
We have discovered Resident Evil Requiem's big text font is Helvetica Neue 77 Condensed Bold. Have fun.
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Here's what we've been writing at Jank this week. It's all still free because we keep forgetting to put the paywall up.
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