🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.
So long as they involve cats, I’m all in
Dr Strange but every time he says Dormammu Vic Reeves replies Uvavu.
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Two cats look up at the camera. In front of each of them is a a bowl containing a sealed can of food.
"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."
I bought a copy from Poundland knowing what it was. I’ve never got around to watching it. Because I won’t be able to unsee it 😅
My dad used to say to me 'Pints, gallons, litres' – which, I think, speaks volumes.
Nice moustache
I needed that snow.
I needed meteorological magic.
Any true natural antidote to the cynical struggle of existence right now is very very welcome.
Cause I’m stuck with telling people I’m fine when I’m not right now. And I need all the rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens life can supply.
Hot Dog bun sliced twice to hold 2 hot dogs.
it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward
My burgeoning interest in wrestling has led me to develop a lil crush on Seth Rollins. Google says he’s a lefty. I think we’re safe here. 🤞
An Instagram post from Taylor Swift captioned "I LOVE THE FALL"
Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.
And it’s deactivated! That feels good.
Let’s keep things good here though. Friends - keep tight control on your socials because it’s so important for your mental health. We deserve a good place. Fuck nice or kind, those words have been bastardised by emotional ignorance. Let’s be good.
Is this the new Sparks album cover?
So here you all are? Been a while. I was hanging out on threads cause despite all the moaning people weren’t actually getting out of X.
Guess I can finally delete mine now. Fuck knows what my password is…
