If we’ve learned anything from Britney, it’s that sometimes people will say something is wrong with you so they can steal your children and your money.

If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.

someone’s in my dms trying to convince me that this sort of thing is bad because it’ll lead to humiliated cops lashing out sadistically and it’s a fair point. but the thing is if a humiliated cop reacts by doing some evil shit, that is the fault of the evildoer, not the sandwichthrower

My bio dad wrote back.

I’m too happy for words.

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You didn’t do anything wrong, honey, not amongst older adults who have four minds about everything and can’t decide what they want.

When someone is living and doing fine, we don’t need a woman.

Is someone dying?

Okay, now we need a woman!

It seems BP is made up of guys who couldn’t cut the mustard as military or as police.

Well, she’s alarming in general.

💊

Why try to convince woman of anything with a pair of lips when checkbook will work?

For those who are living in a powder keg and giving off sparks, we pray to the Lord.

I want you to know that any party *I* throw, at any location, you are quite welcome to attend.

If there’s a certain question tomorrow, my response is a great big toothpaste ad smile, and a “to do what?”.

We still have time to elope.

My group of believers and friends isn’t a dumb group.

They’ve been putting their heads together for a long time, and have finally arrived upon some correct answers.

you can always count on me to help make you a better you.

I am okay with not being any help at all.

That’s usually the expression a certain someone utters when they are clawing their own neck against the necessity of metanoia.

I frankly don’t know what the hell else I ever expected of her.

I’m fine.

I’m out of milk.

I’m depressed as hell that I have the mother that I do.

But everyone else is okay.

Spice Up Your Life, but only if you shake your shoulders real good when they sing “chicas to the front.”

The only man I know who peppers his ketchup.

It’s smart. The pepper won’t cling to the fries the way it will to the ketchup.

But nobody else does that. Just you.

I mean, at some point, people have to decide whether you’re their emotional punching bag, or whether they actually enjoy your company.

Not a lotta room for both.

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For no reason.

You can’t reason.

You’re great at it, but it’s not your level of skill at issue here.

You gotta just buy her out.

A primate who has already decided what she wants out of life.

I think I saw him yesterday, in the new F-530, and I think he shaved his entire head.

Followed me on the way to church. He got off at the wrong SideGlen exit, circled back to me.

She’s saying you broke your promise to take care of me forever.

(I know, I know…).

She’s capitalizing on the situation, just so you know.

That guy must have a lot of undisclosed money for you to be encouraging me this much.

I want to take hope from this, because this is good, but I do just wish he wrapped his arms around him and walked onto a plane with him and then just said "I effectuated his return"

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