these are all sweet and therefore not abominations

i love that. sounds like the american english translation of my @

my smallest pet peeve is when people talk about new york getting spat on by the blonde girl in flavor of love. her name is PUMKIN not pumpkin

this is so supportive i love it

gay for pay???

believe in trans love 🫶🏽

dead but still tweeting does sound like a nightmare

still living at least

wait is that the AAA team name????

*such* a good scene

ok i’m watching hacks and just cackled so hard at the scene of jimmy and kayla in the trailer

i feel like we should get crazy with their coats. some feathers, some scales, some skin, some fur, etc

all i’m saying is that once we have the technology to actually make jurassic park, we’d be fools not to

selfie of me and boycat

hello from me and my son

ask her how she’s been since the pharaoh left

my stance is that ppl should have at least two separate pairs of scissors in the kitchen—one for cutting food and the other for cutting packaging

gimme a bite

no my tweet was about my joke. don’t know if it’s funny or if it will land but still felt important to tweet

people are too afraid to do bad jokes. not every joke lands. that’s fine

you finally found my alt

happy birthday love!!!

jc could never

three times no? she’s better than him

My dog

happy birthday!!!!

lmao dumbbbbb

omg!!!!!

i would prefer if the solution to this were not cops but i also don’t know what the alternatives are and if any of them work. i’m still scarred from the discourse over that one person getting dunked on for suggesting that people should not wet themselves on the train

i asked someone to stop and my friend got mad at *me* for asking them 🙃

shiny!!!!