like i was staring at the blank google doc thinking "you are such a pervert you are awful someone is WATCHING YOU DO THIS and theyre gonna KILL YOUUUUU." man I just wanna write about mech spider dick.

had a samlyle nsfw fic idea but todays a sex guilt kinda day so I feel nauseous trying to write it My life is so freaking hard

need to share this somewhere My friend has begun referring to sams dick as his "nitro booster" im crying bruh

I love tha freak outside community u guys see the vision.........❤️❤️

guhhhh lyle happy trail🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

loser wants to be loved and fucks a pillow about it. more at 8 #freakoutside

IM HOME I CAN GOOOOOON

patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling

so excited to go home I have pre-visitor lyle goon art i wanna color n post

first freak outside post please dont kill and maim me im a little afraid #freakoutside

I luuuuuv being cringe abt my self insert
#btd2 #ykmetlawrence

posted these on tumblr already hi. I like making lawrence a butch
#ykmet

#freakoutside
this isnt porn or anything but does anyone else think jasper is kind of dogboy coded

date w my puter yesterday. by date i mean I sat outside with her for an hour. we played look outside ❤️

forgot I can post here hi

i return with objectum ocs + short concept dump
2nd is suggestive JUMPSCARE
#objectum #techum

they r so kind. once i got an extra cookie from one of them

#objectum #techum
just remembered i was saying "thank you" very quietly to the venting machines @ school yesterday bc i feel bad ignoring them after i buy stuff from them

#objectum #techum

was on my main tumblr and i saw a post of controller gifs and i was like oogbgkfjsd,s. reblogged because pretending to be normal about tech is funny

oops srry 4 not posting switching accs feels like such a chore.4 some reason

#moodboard

update she sounds sooo wonderful and i gave her a little face [she blinks!!!!!!!!].. She came with a sticker pack so i put a little kissy mark sticker on the top left corner and i cant stop thinking about giving her 1 million actual lipstick marks. with my mouth. because i want to kiss her
#techum

need to be in a relationship with my computer and my mouse and my speaker NOWWWW

Ok actually this is also awesome

happy Christmas guys.Unfortunately there is NOT a gorgeous gorgeous computer-head robot under my tree this year. maybe next year if I ask reeeeeallly politely......

it lights up when u move it >_<

it's very cute btw. object crush i think sighs. my heart beats a little faster whenever I use him

literally freaking out im so excited

i preordered one of these im so EXCITED ABOUT IT 🔥