a four panel comic. i stand in front of my wrecked car. an ambulance is on the scene. a caption says “i can make a comic out of this” i throw up into a toilet. there are bottles of liquor on the floor. “i can make a comic out of this” says another caption, this one sporting a smiley face with sunglasses. the third panel shows me sitting against the walls of a church. im looking out into a cemetery. fourth panel. im still sitting aganst the church. i hold my forehead with my palm and stare into the ground. END.

Chase Infiniti in One Battle After Another

The road in One Battle After Another

The road in One Battle After Another

Leonardo DiCaprio and Chase Infiniti in One Battle After Another

‘ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER’ has won Best Picture at the Oscars.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

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asked jeeves some stuff and he convinced me to kill myself

Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

In September, a box of old film reels was donated to the Library's National Audio-Visual Conservation Center. One of them was a nearly 130-year-old, long-lost film by iconic French filmmaker George Méliès. It had not been seen by anyone in likely more than a century. 🧵
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what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?

Let Her.

for your consideration: entombed charm in one of those shaker charms so you can give them extreme motion sickness

accidentally went to a furry con today

got a label maker that looks like a horse. everyone say hi to liquid saucepan

aella birthday gangbang sankey diagram edited to be about people switching to other chat apps. there's "came in Fluxer" where "came in a fluffer" usually is.

> the transgender woman understands from very early on that she must make herself useful in some way; [...] and she is very often prone to aneurotypicality. and so she begins to touch the computer

The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse fandom imploded after Season 16 ended without MOnald (Mickey X Donald) becoming canon

a lady from out of town visited the museum today and we talked for a bit and she called san antonio "a real bummer for vampires" because there's nothing to do after 9pm. I will be stealing this from her

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

A Facebook Marketplace listing titled "Danganronpa poster." Kyoko Kirigiri is pictured in front of a police car, with three Monokumas scattered throughout the frame. A small label maker sticker reading "NO, I WON'T GIVE CONTEXT FOR THIS" is stuck on the bottom of the poster's frame.

on facebook marketplace you can allow a demon into your house for free

I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!

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Response from Tracey Mann: Thank you for your message regarding Congressional apportionment.   The Permanent Apportionment Act of 1929 established a set limit of 435 voting members in the House of Representatives and created an automatic reapportionment procedure following each decennial Census. Article I, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution requires that Representatives be apportioned among the states according to their respective populations as determined by a Census. The limit of 435 members became a political compromise after legislative gridlock following the 1910 Census and the admission of Arizona and New Mexico into the union. As you know, every ten years the U.S. Census Bureau counts the total resident population, including both citizens and noncitizens. Under Article I, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution, each state is guaranteed one seat in the House of Representatives regardless of population size. The remaining seats are then allocated one at a time using the Huntington-Hill method, which assigns seats based on priority values derived from state population figures. Once apportionment is complete, states may redraw congressional district boundaries. Your feedback and suggestions are very important to me, and I will be sure to keep your thoughts in mind should any legislation be introduced regarding congressional apportionment in the House of Representatives. Please feel free to contact me in the future with any additional questions on congressional apportionment, or any other issue that is important to you. To stay up to date with my office, I encourage you to subscribe to my newsletter to receive updates on the federal issues that impact Kansans.   Again, thank you for taking the time to write. I do not serve in Congress to be a caretaker in the slow demise of America – I serve to fight and work to make America stronger. That is what I intend to do while believing that our brightest days are yet to come. 

got a response from his office and it seems like all it does is.... explain how house apportionment currently works, rather than explain an opposition? lol

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

DOOMED YURI Fan Reacts To SOUP #yuri

they got you...

her comically large brown eyes...

he's blonde for a mysterious and befuddling reason

what's this? fascists cutting bait on their own out of craven self interest?