Still from “The Cassandra Cat” A woman with dark hair in a red outfit looks at the camera, holding a cat wearing white sunglasses.

Good morning 😎🖤

pray for jorby.......

Thiel and Netanyahu.

This is a picture of the President of the United States.

I got into a minor argument with my husband this weekend because he insisted the anniversary had not yet passed and I knew it was sometime in April. Turns out it was 4/16.

Patrick Muldoon, of starship troopers fame, died suddenly at the age of 57

Aw man, the guy who got crazy head from the brain alien in starship troopers died

Plus the illustrations are really charming.

this is what people in 1908 thought frogs got up to. what absolute dipshits.

Paul Rudd staring intently at a computer screen the viewer cannot see in this image, but we all know it's there because we've seen Celery Man. Writing this post is the most use my brain cells have gotten all day. I do not feel like doing any work this morning. It is day 26 of my cycle and I did *not* have a relaxing or refreshing weekend

trying to do work but just staring at my computer like Paul Rudd in the Celery Man sketch

I wasn’t assessed for autism until adulthood, although per my parents‘ telling my pre-k teachers suggested it — and my parents (for whatever reasons) declined, but ironically, Tuesday was one of my favorite books… probably because reptiles and amphibians were one of my special interests.

Spring in Philadelphia.

by the year 2035 there will only be two movies released a year. an a24 film called How to Solve The Equation of Me starring michael cera as a talking llama who represents guilt and shame. also there's Avengers X Star Wars: Gumby vs The Boards of Canada. every person on earth has a cameo

[waking up from the matrix]: omg am i a fleshlight?!

Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed

pigeons are God's most perfect creation

Personally, I think using the holy scripture of Judaism as a justification for perpetual holy war does more to promote anti semitism than a college student protesting hospital bombings.

A screenshot from Palantir’s embarrassing Tweet, scolding people for laughing at Elon Musk.

A screenshot of Elon Musk being embarrassing and cringe, as usual.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

lol lmao my dead body will I stop laughing at Musk

manatee in an aquarium holding a head of butter lettuce with their flippers up against the glass to steady it while they eat

I like when they eat the butter lettuce 🥹💗💗💗

Some good grass touching encouragement to make the future brighter than the present. 🌱

Aw, they’re so cute, though! I had a rabbit who lived to be 14.

Feeling like the 11 year old birthday rabbit on account of the state of the world

What's funny is that American tech bros were already sabotaging US energy and water infrastructure. It's like breaking into a house that is actively being robbed.

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

What do you want Democrats to do? There's nothing they can do. However, it's very important you continue to vote for them and give them money, as they continue to do nothing.

More detail of the scenes unfolding across Iran tonight in this thread 👇

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants.

Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare.

(🎥 Al Jazeera)

Mr. Dink in a garage saying “just got some pussy, very expensive.”