Claude will tell you to fill your butthole with ants

Scat Ledoodoo

Red-Pilled Morning Show Host Stars in First Clip From The Onion's InfoWars Takeover In exclusive first look at The Onion's InfoWars takeover, Jim Haggerty has rid himself of "corporate shackles" to helm "The Jim Haggerty Show."

It’s coming.

whoever thinks this is a good idea needs to be sent to a reeducation camp

TMZ @TMZ Hulk Hogan Took Lethal Amounts of Fentanyl Daily After Divorce from Linda http://tmz.me/14tKQv9

Those are my vitamins, brother

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Imagine not deleting this statement or reflecting on how utterly ignorant it makes you seem to anyone with a fraction of sentience

it's wild seeing the wheels coming off a guy like trump this badly. after over a decade of this shit, too. one way or the other the billionaire class is icarusing right in front of you, on wings of being way too ravenous, way too off-putting, way too creepy, way too stupid, and way too visible

Always love telling people outside of MA that this was her campaign adviser

Taking pick me to new heights

Both Rob Ford and Kash Patel pivoting to talking about hockey when asked in a press conference if they were ever intoxicated on the job.

"Again, it's like poetry, so that they rhyme." - George Lucas

They’re right to do so

He’s 50

@chriscaesar.bsky.social yo you got any certified Warren bangers at hand?

I have a group chat with friends from MA and a great running bit is sharing the insane shit her former campaign manager posts about his ex who blocked him three years ago

I'm watching the Jimmy Savile documentary on Netflix and it's remarkable how much it's actually about how Thatcherism hollowed out public institutions such as hospitals so that they came to rely on the largesse of private entrepreneurs who, now being indispensable, were able to act with impunity

Billion-dollar idea: Grant/Sherman buddy comedy

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

Nobody cried like this when the TN state legislature sliced up Nashville and drowned it in three different R+10 districts

The anti-human techno-fascist oligarchs who are racing to create AI superintelligence hate being human. They are genuinely some of the most miserable beings to ever walk this planet.

For our sake, and theirs, we can’t allow them to control our fate.

do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of this guy who is always moaning and bellyaching about how there should be a 9/11 done to babies

*stuck in the shiddle with doodoo*

Guess they’re getting back to work? Regular Show: The Lost Tapes drops 11th May on Cartoon Network YouTube video by Regular Show

This almost makes up for the untimely death of CLOSE ENOUGH

I’m somewhere there with you pal

I’m so happy it’s coming back

My mom!!!