Since bluesky opened up, the biggest difference in my personal experience is a 1000% rise in the number of:

A) "lol I triggered you, living rent free in your head, it's good that I'm hated" accounts

B) "I like pancakes" "how dare you say you hate waffles?" conversations

worst worster

I can't tell if this is serious or Randall is just fucking with us

I can't tell if this is serious or you're just fucking with me

Joe Biden's brother is so hot ungh please I want his dick in my bussy rn

Darwin watching Star Wars from beyond the grave:

We need to RETVRN to tradition

Late night pasta is the best pasta 🤤

Thoughts: Intrusive Ass: Protrusive Trans: Inclusive

I've never seen a meme encapsulate bluesky so perfectly

"AI" "art"

Enjoy the massive cock, guys.

When facing the "All we need is STEM!" approach to education, my usual response is: Developing the vaccine was the STEM problem; distribution & getting shots in arms was the Social Science problem; getting people to trust it & combatting misinformation was the Humanities problem-- which did we fail?

Always knew he's a seedy bastard 😤😤

Jimmy only love me when he wanna get high
Your mom called, I told her, you're fucking up big time

DJ Maul in the house!! 🎉🎉

But seriously, this is the kind of pain that nobody should ever have to go through, but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do to patch someone else's bad decisions by any means necessary. Thank you for your service 🫡

Sure!! You can quote me on that I'm @conancat on GitHub too 😂

I just remembered I owned one of these controllers core memory unlocked 🤯🤯

Only on Bluesky that furry art is the bait for genuinely good medical news I'm so never leaving this place

Someone said that he named his children like final attack moves in anime and I can't stop thinking about it

Golden Sagon Cannon
Powerful Queen Cannon
Rise Messiah Cannon
Zion Mixolydian Cannon
Zillion Heir Cannon
Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon
Legendary Love Cannon
Onyx Ice Cole Cannon
Halo Mari Cannon

Omg I'm so sorry my condolences 😨😨

But *why*?? This feels like a layer of hell that I never knew can exist lmao. Fucking date formats man

Daddy 🥰🥰

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $248,800,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $160,900,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $105,200,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

Why I will never wean myself off momentjs:

Reddit CEO in meeting with 3rd party app devs:

I swear that's just 2/3 of that show lol

Uncanny tbh

This, this is the kind of content I'm here in this sky app for

Commenting because I also wanna know the fucked up origin story of cereals 👀