I’m watching the series Search Party, again. I prefer it when unhinged plot lines are fictional.

Cell service is down for me in Florida (Verizon). WiFi (frontier) still ok.

I never really understood self-immolation as a form of protest before but I get it now. This shit makes me want to set myself on fire.

Over the years I have lost friends and family too soon. Smart, witty, kind, just amazing people, the kind of people that made this world a little better and brighter and their absence left a void.

But these assholes drinking bleach are still alive? Gotcha.

Yeah, that turned my stomach.

I have a sturdy Shih-Tzu as well! He actually wins tug a war with me because he figured out how to make me laugh so hard I’ll let go.

My anxiety has been doing a “I told you so” dance for the past ten years.

I’m a data scientist. I concur.

I laughed about it then and now. Except now I throw my back out just laughing.

I once threw my back out doing this dance.
It went something like: “Caw, C-Caw, Caw, C-AWWWWWW MY BACK! Oh god why!?!”

And Colonel Sanders before he went tits up!

I’m a triple threat! Just wait till my inflammation goes down enough that I can move and I’m able to find my car keys and no has put my cereal spoon away in the wrong place, then I’m gonna fuck some shit up!

Faith No More

Not sure if Elno was a typo or intentional but it is pretty, pretty, pretty good nickname.

I thought this way most of my life (the whole beware fighting monsters). Being a better person does not help me sleep at night anymore, my daughter and granddaughters have fewer rights than I did at their ages. Moral superiority is cold comfort for how I failed to protect them. How we all did.

🦋/👀

I nominate dickweed.

Trinity of yeahs

Isn’t the top one the meal from the Fyre Festival? So, the top one cost you thousands and the bottom costs you your dignity, self respect, ethics and morality?

a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese " ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch eating cheese and saying " workin ' on my night cheese "

I’m watching it right now!

Quad monitor mounts that I can easily adjust and quality big monitors to save my eyes. Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 graphics card to save my patience.

Gamers and Data Scientists have similar set ups … probably curse the same amount as well.

Finding people who love 30 Rock? Great.

Finding someone who recognizes this is one of greatest lines in TV history? High fiving a million angels.

As someone with boxy hips and no ass (low rise jeans have nothing to hang onto on me) I wholeheartedly approve this message. I hated them in the late 90’s and my feelings haven’t changed. That they are also a presage for fascism makes perfect sense to me.

Bestest Shih Tzu ever in a pirate outfit

I got a little tear in my eye over “Dadaist tactics” I’ve missed clever and funny banter on social media. Thank you!

My grandson is terrible at arguing or a lyrical genius.

Me: Stop pinching your sister.

Him: I didn’t!
Me: Yes you did. I saw-

Him: I’M NOT A MERMAID!

Me: What does that have to do wi-

Him: Spider truck! Monster Dinosaur! ROBOT ARMM!

So, is he a conservative politician or Beck?

I’ve said this for years: conservatives have the same access to information that everyone else has. They aren’t being brainwashed or manipulated they are seeking out and choosing to believe the most ridiculous, hateful statements they can find.

Jackie Jormp-Jomp is gonna eat that cat.

I couldn’t get past “Junkie Joke Joke” because all I could think about was Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

I’ve had this happen several times in my career. Asked for a quick rough estimate, give estimate and reiterate roughness. Find it marketing material a week later. NOOOO!!!

Conversely, I can spend months on analysis, validate, have colleagues kick the tires and it gets ignored.

About me!?! That thought is panic attack fuel for my brain!

Wait have you heard something? Listen, that muffin was in the trash for maybe 30 seconds and it was sitting on top. It was raspberry, damn it, stars stop judging me! It was RASPBERRY!!!