Quick paint sketch from yesterday 🦊

Photograph of a manual egg beater from the 1960s

EGG BEATERS EGG BEATERS

a gift I quickly threw together this morning 💜

day 19, fruit! a colored sketch i had done for @rexxiecat.bsky.social

Heavy is the head…

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

Also who tf alphabetized that list? The letter U coming both before and after R?

I'm not an obsessed fanboy, I just have a Public Relations hobby!

day 16, colorful!! been waiting to post this one. a piece for @cheetahobscura.chee.spot ~

Purina SeaNip Dinner (1973c, USA)

Flying Type Eeveelution

That looks like a very pettable forehead!

You *say* flattery will get you nowhere, but I've seen people flatten you against their belly, and it seems VERY effective!

#alloart

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

Oh no! How does he smell?

*BIG SIGH*

another colored sketch comm!!

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

A black and white pic of Iranian-French graphic novelist Marjane Satrapi holding a cigarette in her hands. Beside her pic is a text of her words: "The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same..."

I feel like now is a good time to share this again

Writing is so funny

"Here are my thoughts. You have them now. Now it's your problem."

Starting with the most on-the-nose title, Acing It by @joshiah.bsky.social is a realistic, touching story of self discovery and coming out as asexual.

Ran into someone I drew for at the swap, was able to get a picture of at least ONE of my sketches!

I love grocery stores and their colours

Fellas, if your girl - has a black mask around her eyes - is always on the fence - stores her food for later that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!

my husband just sent me this

Awwww, baby can...

From cheetah peets to lucky feets!

Congratulations! I bet you had a +2 grip bonus due to your attunement to vinyl!

Either way, if someone doesn't change their bluesky handle to "Undeclared Milk", we have a missed opportunity here

If you click through to the press release from Wawa, they attribute it to a "temporary equipment issue", so maybe the line had been used to bottle drinks with milk in them, and they forgot to clean/sanitize part of the equipment before switching it over to make the lemonades?