“The simulacrum is never what hides the truth—it is truth that hides the fact that there is none.
The simulacrum is true.

—Ecclesiastes”

Ezra Klein is doing that thing where liberals tardily acknowledge manifest reality only when it’s both safe and pointless the right way

when the sub has lost control of the class

open the fuckin tomb

“they got money for war, but can’t …” —oh hell nevermind

if we stop the polling, we’ll have very few bad polls

they said it wasn’t racism it was the economy but the economy is still bad so now he’s gotta give em what they really want

the 25th amendment except it’s just Obama finally beats his damn ass

one wish at a time

denaturalize Stephen Miller

why doesn’t ICE just comply?

yeah and it’s not like anything bad happened after the period of Western imperialism and colonialism prior to WW2

as you can clearly see the remaining populace are celebrating the demise of Prince Prospero so how can you sit here in your ivory tower and say that the Red Death is not going well for them?

wow they didn’t invite trump to dick cheney’s funeral i guess they will do anything to sanitize him

“It’s like being high while high

Intense bliss pure happiness and love

It’s so beautiful! It’s sublime. Like being washed away.

It’s like I’m in antigravity or covered in liquid. tingles all over me, brain fuzzy, skin tingling all over.”

did Alan Dershowitz ever get a pierogi or do we still writhe in the maw of oppression?

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

this is every asshole that stops drinking and runs their first 5k

klein is basically saying liberals are losing ground bc voters don’t think they like them and his solution is that the liberal elites should be more duplicitous abt their motives, pretend to be something they are not and to talk to people like they are stupid

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

he who smelt it dealt it

stephen miller is gonna get those etsy witches if it’s the last thing he does

reminder that if you do see jesus tomorrow you can’t post his coordinates at the other place

so i guess now we all gotta pretend that’s true so our big boy feels like a real doctor

four out of five morons agree

This was always the goal and don’t forget that this happened because of the Democrats/Joe Biden. TikTok was in zero danger of being banned and the ban was non existent until Biden/Dems worked w Gallagher to revive it because people were using the app to speak out about Israel’s genocide.

this reminds me of the time he spoke up abt the brandon administration calling us all antisemitic for pointing out what is today an established fact

fuck it i kinda hope they get Karl Rove’s ass

in those days an edict went out into all the land that every inhabitant sufficiently mourn the king’s favorite podcaster