the tension with clavicular doing mainstream interviews is he genuinely sees himself as some sort of self health influencer philosopher but the average person generally looks at him like he’s an animal in a zoo to be studied

I spend a lot of time thinking about when Morpheus dual-wields a handgun and a katana on the freeway in Matrix: Reloaded

Not too late to register to hop on a Zoom call tomorrow and geek out about books with LGBTQ+ creators!

And if you don't want to join Meetup you can register here to get the Zoom information!
durhamcountylibrary.libcal.com/event/15824980

Beerded Lady is my local and we’re definitely planning to be there!!

“Despite a need for jobs” wtf
I’m looking for a job and yes, it sucks, and I’ve worked for “the man.”
But there’s a difference between working for “the man” and doing abject crimes against humanity

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18.

It kills me that these people are either lucky or blessed to end up in positions of power that millions of better people would love to have, and then use it primarily to get laid

bsky.app/profile/book...

I’ve been following this and it’s RIDICULOUS their years-old account was deleted *now*

Neon pimento cheese festival sign

It’s time

Let’s get this cheese

The pimento cheese festival in Cary is going to be some cutthroat route planning on my part

And he’s a Scientologist

I’m still haunted by an energy company’s ad for “clean coal” trying to say “coal is sexy” by having sexy mostly naked coal miners gyrate to “sixteen Tons” so I have little hope

Fellas, is it gay to have a job?

This is an amazing take. It’s like an IRL version of Steinem’s “if men had periods”

Why do people keep letting their children around him

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." - 2026 FIFA Peace Prize winner

Yeah…

More war crimes today I guess

"Stop, Hammer Time"

Bye Bondi

I had a dream last night I was in a band with @richardbutner.com called Brother Radio and we had a song called “Horse Girls”

My older cat June is obsessed with fried chicken, and she managed to get some chicken bones out of our covered trash can BUT she did bring one to me in the bedroom

It’s the thought that counts, I guess, but she was displeased when I took ALL the bones away

Do I know anyone that does a Palpatine impression? Asking for a (low) paid (but paid!!) personal song project needing a 15-30 sec sound clip

It’s a fried chicken night; been marinating thighs in hot sauce, pickle juice, and buttermilk

Oh that’s good

The ICE agents in airports are still ARMED??? For “managing lines”?

Right! Convicted of abusing minors AND pardoned for it by Jimmy Carter

Oh it’s been fucked since I was a barista in the late 2000s lololol

Lazyweb: is the Dunkin’ coffee bucket real?