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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

To be unhinged and pathetically intense about your fun little obsessions and yearnings is actually very freeing and good for you.

Source: my heart

I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.

Xemnas fucking chokeslamming Mickey against a wall

The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

me: i'm gonna focus on other things in my life besides sex
my hot friend: i think i want you to breed me??
me: *windows error noise*

#adhd

I think a big reason why I love Sonic Unleashed so much is because it’s the first Sonic game where Sonic sounds like he’s having an absolute fucking blast being Sonic. “WOOOOOO!!!” Just, that’s Sonic to me. A guy who loves every moment of being himself, and is loud and proud about himself every day.

interesting turn to slut era thirties: i am going celibate 🙏

more testimonials abt me

if you're over 30, you're older than Maes Hughes

i think it's beautiful that "i think i hauve covid" is now a phrase that means "i am so fucking horny that it should be illegal. my dick is so hard i should be arrested. i could fuck a block of cement and not even be phased. i'm so horny i'm seeing entirely new colors."

language is beautiful

we stand for the flag in this house

a circular sticker that says "YAOI NIGHT in Canada", 2.5" in diameter, on sale at halcyonedaze.etsy.com

i also..... have restocks of this sticker up now............. yaoi night in canada is back on....!!!!

(hockey goal buzzer blaring in the bg)

get em here: halcyonedaze.etsy.com/listing/4351...

(Castlevania 2 styled textbox) What a Horrible day to have a Work.

STOP DOING OFFICES meme

getting into this template

THIS GOES SO FUCKIN HARD
YEAAAAHHHHH

really need a homie i can fall apart around rn 🥲

karma is real bc the day i rewild my kigu is the day i find my body jewelry collection that i lost

need a homie w capacity 🥲

i feel very stressed and very alone

IN THE GRAND SCHEME ITLL BE FINE I JUST NEED TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID WHILE I PROCESS MY FEELINGS