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𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.

No offense,
but your dad’s haikus
are shitty

can this be a solution?

I am 5

I’ve just had a massive solar load , better give it 5 minutes

2nd reich

the monachy one was the only one I had sympathy for

[through gritted teeth, hating my own self] in Britain we call it cardamum

Dom can't walk that far

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL TESLAS ARE FULLY SELF DRIVING

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL DR SAM BECKETT LEAPS HOME

The one para version.
(But do read the 2,300 or so preceding words).

Starmers upsetting everyone but yes by doing nothing not something

Chart showing basically what the post text says

UK producer input prices rose by 4.4% in March alone, the second-largest monthly leap since records started in 1984, behind March 2022 (Ukraine war), according to ONS data out today.

Unlike CPI, this stuff gets revised - especially so for big moves like this (eg. March 2022 was revised down).

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL CHELSEA SCORE

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL THEY BRING BACK FRUIT CLUB BISCUITS

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL IRAN THROW A KETTLE OVER A PUB

That’s huge ! Is this all large solar farms or domestics plugged into the grid ? They have balcony solar we don’t have yet

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL JOSSYS GIANTS WIN THE LEAGUE

War disruption forces world’s biggest condom maker to raise prices by up to 30% Malaysia’s Karex says it has to pass on higher cost of raw materials to customers

Lots more of this kind of thing to come.
Loads of (understandable) focus on energy and fertilisers but a large range of wider petrochemical supply chains are messed up.

giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... War disruption forces world’s biggest condom maker to raise prices by up to 30%

Wow didn’t know they had that much capacity , 5 times us !

Tbh I’ve never really watched either as I didn’t want to come home from an office full of idiots to watch an office full of idiots on tv

It was the original. The us version was a remake

Aren’t we all

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL IRAN THROW A KETTLE OVER A PUB

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL THEY BRING BACK FRUIT CLUB BISCUITS

TRUMP EXTENDS THE CEASEFIRE UNTIL CHELSEA SCORE

Wow had to win tonight as no chance against the next two

Pray harder , wrong god maybe