Blue Prince menu options: Dare Mode / Curse Mode

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

To be fair to her, pissing in the sink and then writing about it on the Internet as if it's normal is a classic sign of dementia.

(20 minutes later)
6. Loud American party sits at next table.
7. Pick up beer, choose new seat as far away from all other customers as possible.
8. Blink.
9. Look around.
10. "OH, GOD, WHY IS EVERYONE AVOIDING ME‽"

Introvert brain:
1. Purchase beer.
2. Choose seat as far away from all other customers as possible.
3. Blink.
4. Look around.
5. "OH, GOD, WHY IS EVERYONE AVOIDING ME‽"

a man in a suit and tie is standing in the rain and looking at the camera . Alt: Sad Tennant

Misread a Teams message as "When are you available until?" instead of "When are you available from?" and now I have a meeting when I wanted to be on my way to the beer garden.

Gym nonce

consider, they picked whichever Pope would piss off Vance the most

Jake and Elwood Blues, on a mission from God

From Chicago, you say?

Britain’s trade deal with Trump may not be good news for the world [FREE TO READ] Starmer’s choice undermines multilateralism and poses risks to the UK

My take on today’s UK-US trade deal. The UK is a small weak country. It does what small weak countries do, which is to escape the bully, to pay the Dane-geld.

Standing up for the multilateral rules-based trading system will have to be left for others.

Just seen a MILES rental van with an intact logo. I think I'd forgotten they weren't really called MILFS.

Nice and quiet, presumably?

Belfast Pride to ban political parties over puberty blockers Belfast Pride says the decision comes after people responded in anger about a ban on puberty blockers.

Good. Glad to see the organisers have the guts to do this. Pride is a protest against oppression, you can't invite the oppressors to it

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The left quietly tut to ourselves when Farage is on Question Time for the 51st week of the year. Meanwhile the right have a fucking meltdown when there's a woman on Mock the Week.

this is the problem with centrism. they think there’s a middle ground to everything and there just isn’t.

some things really are just right or wrong.

It's neither an NPC nor an Easter Egg. And I'm not in NA (thank God) or OCE. So I guess I'm not really entering the contest. But the music fucking *slaps*

There's no bugger here

Munich Airport packed with people heading home for the holidays.

My Amazon Prime account here in Germany only has a dubbed version of "Love, Actually". I'm not sure if they're trying to encourage me to learn German, or just encouraging me to stop watching awful movies.

Bloke who looks a bit like Santa pressing a big red button to switch on the Christmas lights

Bit of a bucket list moment today - I was asked to officially switch on the Fleet Street Christmas lights. Real fake snow, mulled wine, big red button and everything!

Many, many Maß in Hirschgarten

After a week or so of grappling with my mediocre HTML and mediocre CSS skills, my mediocre photographs can once again be found at europe-ian.com

1. Argos warehouse dogsbody
2. Janitor at midwifery college

Everything else is what I do now, but for more evil companies.

"Home sweet Home"

That's the best-case scenario. He'll probably make safe cars illegal, since that gives them a competitive edge.