Trying so sober up like, “I would like to get off the ride, please.”

Girls be like, “I needed this” and it’s just hanging out with the girls.

Spring has sprung! [with pollen all over my windshield]

I love people who are excited by the sun (Daylight Savings Time).

i cant emphasize enough how
much eating radioactive goo
did not give me superpowers

Adulthood is looking forward to the evening for a fun little beverage.

I guess I’m going to go out of my comfort zone and watch some football today.

i need a safe word
for the universe

Is January over yet?

The Grift King has done it again.

Does anyone feel like screaming right now or is it just me?

bro bro bro your boat

I’m convinced there’s no way to turn out “right”. If your parents are too strict you turn out bitter and if they’re too soft you turn out spoiled. No one escapes childhood unscathed.

Not to sound like a political extremist but I want bad things to happen to bad people.

Exactly. The only option we have left is to burn it all down.

The way ICE officers approached the vehicle involved in today's shooting was counter to their training, a senior Department of Homeland Security official told NBC News. The official said ICE officers are trained: — never to approach a vehicle from the front; — to approach vehicles or possibly armed people in a “tactical L” 90-degree angle to prevent injury or cross-fire; — not to shoot at a moving vehicle; — only to use force if there is an immediate risk of serious injury or death. ICE officers are also instructed that firing at a vehicle will not make it stop moving in the direction of the officer.

This seems significant: not a FORMER DHS official, but a SENIOR (current) one saying the officer who fired acted counter to training.

This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One.

I think they know this is bad. Really bad.

If this isn’t the new midterm billboard and yard signs what are we even doing? With the headline “If We Don’t Win, I Will Get IMPEACHED”-Trump

Yes, but what are they going to DO about it? The highest office in the land is endorsing the murder of American citizens. So how can we trust the government at all to help us?

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How much does 47 suck that Iran crowdsourced a $40 million bounty on his head?

MAKE CHILDREN DIE (of preventable diseases) AGAIN I guess

Instead of getting the flu, have you considered fighting the flu? Hand to hand combat with the flu?

People are coming over. Hide any evidence that anyone lives in your house.

im sorry that im always so
distant. i cant read a map
or any of your social cues

Welcome to my home. I'll show you around and introduce you to my various piles

Happy Christmas Eve Eve

He packed a punch

…for lunch
…that is, to say

a knuckle sandwich

Leaving the dentist like:
You are now swallowing manually

Time is an illusion anyway

These are a few of my favorite things, right?