Wow.. just out here spilling our secrets..

Never miss a roll again! Announcing Dice Core for Pathfinder 2E! We've compiled all 4,608,000 possible rolls with a standard polyhedral set into our latest core rulebook. Just flip to a random page for a critical success! And it works with Starfinder too!

Just saw Piazo's latest book release announcement!

Howl of the Wild, Dark Archive, and Monsters of Myth

Love natural history
Love the supernatural
Love me a monster

I duck off social media for a few months and Pathfinder literally goes to hell

A reminder that we have exciting books to enhance your home games. Draconic Followers is perfect for Rangers, Druids, or anyone that wants to fight alongside a very powerful and intelligent dragon. If you like what you see in the bestiary make it your best friend! Link below.
#paizo #pathfinder2e

I haven't said much recently because I've been preoccupied with my personal situation...

But y'all, if you haven't already, I need you to do something:

Get a gun. Keep it on you. Be ready to use it.

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Went by a church that had a big sign saying "HIS GRACE IS SUFFICIENT"

...and I know what they're saying, but it makes it sound like Jesus is just doing the bare minimum. Like, really phoning in his daily requirement of divinity.

Never thought this would apply to the goddamn White House

Thinking about this old Tweet on this date for some reason...

Jean Luc Picard saying "Don't just wish for a happy new year, make it so!"

I will post this every year until I die

Cover art for the 2024 Monster Manual, which shows a giant beholder, a mimic, a displacer beast, goblins, a giant, a death tyrant, giant tentacles attacking two adventurers.

Cover art for "Heroes of Faerun", featuring four iconic characters from throughout the Forgotten Realms.

happy new yearrrrrr and happy new episode day!!!

in part one of our two-part deep dive, we look at 5.5e's version past species and monster we've covered, including...

😈 drow
🧹 hags
👻 banshees

and so much more!!! (there's a reason we had to split the episode after all lol)

enjoy!!

Trump with a Hitler mustache made with a redacted block

Traitor in Chief. Rapist of the United States.

Happy Epstein Files Release Eve to all who celebrate

Parry-dependent fights

No fucking, just gametes

Why do humans have butt crack hair? YouTube video by Hank Green

Sauce:

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"Don't kink-shame a bird"

- @hankgreen.bsky.social

10 Things to Know about Draconic Codex! (Pathfinder 2e) YouTube video by How It's Played

Dragons reimagined. 🐉✨ From the tiny Dragonet ancestry to the world-ending Archdragons, the Draconic Codex changes everything you know about Golarion's mightiest creatures. Check out our full breakdown of the new lore, archetypes, and pacts! #TTRPG #RPG #Pathfinder2e @paizo.com

youtu.be/QqDGvndXjm0

A very wrinkly pig wearing anti-dragon barding, which has magical spikes and runes on a leather harness that goes around the pig's middle.

Pathfinder is a very serious game. (From Draconic Codex, out today!)

A clipped portion of a page from Draconic Codex, showing sketches of the Despair Dragon's anatomy. It has a grotesque extended tongue ending in a vaguely human-shaped mimic, and three large horns that look like eyes on its head. Credit to artist Kent Hamilton for the dragon's design!

Happy Draconic Codex release day, everybody! 🎉🐲

Please allow me to introduce my beautiful, terrible son: the Despair Dragon. I was absolutely thrilled to write these creepy lads, and I can't wait to hear the tales of how they terrified players at your table! #PF2E

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Image of the cover for the Pathfinder 2n Edition adventure: Revenge of the Runelords: Into the Apocalypse Archive by Jessica Redekop. The cover is primarily beige, with rune-covered pillars on the left and right sides, and peacock feathers as the upper border. Xanderghul casts a magical spell on the right side of the cover, while in the background, a pary of Pathfinder Iconic Characters fight a giant elephant.

Happy Into the Apocalypse Archive release day! If you'd like to see a Pathfinder 2 NPC rendered as a hazard instead of a creature, want an encounter where you debate Lovecraft Horror Peter Thiel, or if you just want to see which extra planes I sent your players to in this adventure, this is the one.

The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*

I was sweating bullets until I got the official "yes"

Been pretty quiet lately because I've been dealing with a leak that took out my upstairs and downstairs bathroom and the utility room. Luckily it's covered by insurance and my parents are letting me stay with them while it's repaired. Wish I could be more excited for gaming but I'm mentally drained

We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way to get rid of Citizens United. Let me explain. robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get-rid-of-citi...

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The importance of a subject is directly proportional to the amount of time and money corporations and the wealthy spend to stop it.

Monte Cook Games' Deluxe TTRPG Market! Give the gift of gaming this holiday season—get rare DELUXE editions of the Old Gods of Appalachia RPG, The Magnus Archives RPG, Cypher System, and other fan-favorite TTRPGs, at a cheerful holiday discount!

Give the gift of gaming this holiday season—get rare DELUXE editions of the Old Gods of Appalachia RPG, The Magnus Archives RPG, Cypher System, and other fan-favorite TTRPGs, at a cheerful holiday discount!

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With the all the Republican support, I have no confidence we're going to be getting the full, unredacted, unedited Epstein files. They will conveniently only have Trump's enemies on them and not mention him at all.

That or they'll find a way to still not release them even if the Sante confirms.

With the new Paizo website, it looks like folks can see Galactic Ancestries on the Starfinder Coming Soon page.

Whelp, here I am to spoil my favorite playable species in the book: the G'Folians.

Yes, they're playable. Yes, they innately breathe fire. Yes I wrote them.

(Art by Ivan Koritarev)

Hypnoyo ITEM 7 Mental, Magical Price 340 gp Usage held in 1 hand; Bulk L This trinket appears to be one of the oldest and most beloved children’s toys, the yo-yo. With a swirling red and white striped pattern on the sides, gazing at this particular toy for too long makes your eyes feel heavy and your breathing grows shallow. The axle of this toy is remarkably well greased allowing it to hold its spin much longer than more common variants and the string itself is composed of a tightly hand-wrapped threading that speaks to extreme care being taken in its craft. Activate-Breakaway [1] manipulate; Frequency Once per round; Effect You perform a quick maneuver with this yo-yo and attempt to Create a Diversion with it. You gain a +1 item bonus to this action due to the distracting nature of this toy. Activate-Brain Twister [2] manipulate,envision; Frequency Twice per day; Effect You perform a dizzying array of fast paced tricks with the toy attempting to confound and confuse. Attempt a Performance skill check against the Will DC of one target within 10 feet of you. You can use one action per turn to sustain this effect for 1 minute. Critical Success The target is fascinated by the yo-yo for the duration. While it remains fascinated, it can't use reactions. Success The target is fascinated by the yo-yo for the duration. Failure The target dazzled for 1 round. Critical Failure The target is unaffected.

Hypnoyo

Our latest #Pathfinder2E magic item is more than just a toy. We're all about making items that give your players more options!

If you like what we're making maybe share it if you wouldn't mind 🥰