Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

The energy we need to send fascism back into hiding.

The reason why When Harry Met Sally remains the ultimate romcom is that the romantic fantasies for 30somethings are

1. you meet someone through mutual friends who read your writing

2. someone you already know has an epiphany that they love you

No further dating required.

RFK Jr.: THE RACCOON WAS ALREADY DEAD, IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GOING TO MISS IT. AOC: THE WEIRD PART ISN'T THAT IT WAS DEAD, IT'S THAT YOU CUT OFF ITS PENIS

New meme format just dropped, get ‘em while their hot

My moneys on AOC kicking his ass.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

AOC freeze-frames remain undefeated

AOC is all of us.

Same vibe.

#RFKJr #AOC

I love how AOC goes to bat for us. America needs her in higher office.

I agree! I just wish they were easier to find, lol! 😂 Glad you got one of the good ones, girl!! 🙂

a football player wearing a blue jersey and a helmet is adjusting his helmet . ALT: a football player wearing a blue jersey and a helmet is adjusting his helmet .

As a University of Wyoming alum, that’s my boy right there, lol!! 💁‍♀️ I have an authentic Nike Allen jersey from his playing days at Laramie. It’s one of my best jersey finds ever!! 😄😄☺️☺️

I don’t even care about the Bills or the Sabres, and this kind gave me chills.

Her hatred for gals like us is just disgusting!! Arrrggghhh!! 🤬🤬

Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.

CONGRATULATIONS VIRGINIA!
CONGRATS DEMOCRATS!🌊
CONGRATS AMERICA!🇺🇸

Suck it, MAGA. 😏

BREAKING (LATE): VIRGINIA VOTERS APPROVE NEW CONGRESSIONAL MAPS FOR 2026, 2028 AND 2030 ELECTION CYCLES

Virginia follows California’s lead, passing a new congressional map to help safeguard our democracy from Trump’s threats!

Across the country, states are fighting back against his attempts in Texas, Florida and other red states to rig the next election.

I have opposed gerrymandering every single time it has come up. It’s a perversion of the political process. I voted Yes in this election without hesitation. Unilateral disarmament is unacceptable.

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

VA redistricting passes, which should add 4 more Dem seats. Trump started the mid-decade redistricting effort by pushing Texas to do in June 2025 when many Republicans felt it could backfire on them.

It has.

Not me thinking about extending statehood and Senate representation to stateless U.S. districts and territories again

I honestly don’t know how you justify this as anything other than naked racism.

it’s so cool how you just *know* this will result in republicans calling the election rigged because they’re too stupid to understand that every single vote cannot all be counted at this exact same time

Aside from who started it, states like CA and VA putting a counter-gerrymander up to a referendum, where people are told and can make a decision on the context for why it's being done, has vastly more democratic legitimacy than state legislators rushing it through because they got bullied by POTUS.

🚨🚨BREAKING: In a huge victory for Democrats that will greatly increase their odds of winning back the House in November, Virginia voters have APPROVED the redistricting referendum.

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

This is the kind of betrayal a nation carries out when its leaders don't believe in the concept of allies and that views promises as something for suckers.

It also makes our armed forces less safe. No nation will ever trust us again. Why should they? We stab our friends in the back.

I’m generally in favor of ridiculing Trump, but the TACO thing bothers me. He‘s threatened genocide in Iran. He’s called for the execution of members of Congress. We *want* him to chicken out.