I have been using the nyt search for the last 48 hrs to see if anything negative shows up. Nope!

Captain Hossein is alive; Hordoop-Sklanch gets promoted; Navbot is forgiven-ish and is sent to another system/part of space.

I just noticed @usconstamendi.bsky.social has not posted since 2023.

This can’t be good.

Thank you!

I thought you were going to say as a volcanologist you hoped people killing expertise end up inside a caldera

All those years of human factors education and work in aviation… Most software engineers do not know HFE. Ick. Good luck to your spouse.

Well, Bill titles 1 x 0 AI

Hells Bells Alls Unwells

In pre-digital times, it was known that deep in the night some types would move around and quietly wreck the then-perfect page.

It’s absolutely OSH!T compliant.

Narrator: They are often gray to match mood after crashing into unsuspecting people.

I do not get how something like that would cost less than $100K. Just for risk alone (Narrator: wearing the psychopathic hat today)

Wait until he learns bra cup sizes are a ratio.

"Now as you can see in these still frames, you can see how the developers changed the character from a C cup to an A cup. Now let me slowly advance the frames so you can see how their bounce reduction has infringed on my rights as a gamer..."

Wait— it does not specify dates or what exactly the statements were?

Er, Unifi

Unofi as in Ubiquiti?

!, !, and !

*imagines Why dreaming of Kip Thorne and that sucked-into-blackhole scene in Interstellar*

Birders, bird aficionados and general backyard birding enthusiasts, I’m in the market for a wireless, battery-powered camera to stream the bird feeders during the day, and hopefully discover what animal topples the birdbath in the middle of the night. Any suggestions?

Aaaack! Do you have any left? I just discovered effing birds and this ‘therapist’ poster is perfect (me=birder; partner=therapist)

“But I measured them…separately.”

Where did Friday go?

Kid listening to story: aw so cool, neat travels!

Me: ack character kinda ran away from home… oh no, will drift to sea now, drown, wait— will be dropped from a height,…never find home, where’s my valium?

Seriously wondering what the antifa closet looks like inside.

Narwals gave up and went back into the drink.

“I was only 97 percent certain this meeting was a trap” From Martha Well’s novella “Artificial Condition”. Quote is displayed in white serif font over a peaceful sunset. Image from quotefancy.com

Right before you walk into that meeting

I read it as “let’s start our own OWLET” and got happy and completely weirded out at once.

That’s why so many are called Bub to this day.