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Posts by naplesyrup
James Cameron: Pandora can have anything. Flying dragons, giant blue and green beings, sentient plants…
Me: What about obese people
JC: Absolutely fucking not
Really ridin’ hard for a sequel to Doubt (2008)
Times are tough for Angelina
Accidentally paused The Last Samurai here and I fear I may have created a perfect meme for any occasion
Pro tip: don’t name your dog “Digger.” You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people will…not think that is what you are yelling 😳
I’ll say it again: conservative “comedy” is the fucking worst
Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age
Men who call women “females” should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises
It’s ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too
Aren’t we all, these days
I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service
TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.
Comedy is about SURPRISE. That’s why the sub imploding was so hilarious
Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing
Do I want to “upgrade my dog’s collar with AI?” What are we doing here you guys
Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye
It’s never been more convenient to NOT vote for someone!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social @dove-anderson.bsky.social @carmenlagala.bsky.social @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social @deannesmith.bsky.social @maxheadgear.bsky.social
Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler —- praying for you, man
I hope someone’s keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are “the best”
Thought this as recently as a few weeks ago in Montreal, at a towering cinema of temporary stairs
We are mature
I thought the SAME THING