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Posts by BigLawGothGF

I kept my X account just to keep the username, but it’s been dormant since the election. I know I should start using LinkedIn, but I simply have not found a way to post that feels natural - I even find myself avoiding newsy announcements, which isn’t great.

3 days ago 2 0 2 0

That echoes pretty much exactly how I’ve been feeling, but I haven’t cracked the code to make Bluesky work for me yet. If you have any tips I’d love to hear them! It almost feels like I missed the wave to find and connect with people here, so I’m mostly posting into the abyss.

3 days ago 2 0 2 0

I know this question is inherently flawed *because* I am asking it here, but - law prof peeps, where are we hanging out these days? Is there still a critical mass on X? Threads? Here? Somewhere else? I miss my community and would love to plug back in!

3 days ago 11 3 4 1

Ok trademark friends, who’s going to INTA this year???

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

It was quite good! Satisfied the craving. Not amazing amazing… but the beef Wellington was legendary, so it worked out well.

1 week ago 5 0 1 0

Everyone around us is here for birthdays and anniversaries. I am here for salad.

1 week ago 15 0 1 0

Was craving for a really good Caesar salad for dinner… so accidentally made a reservation at a hilariously over the top fancy restaurant.

… this better be a damn good salad.

1 week ago 19 0 1 0
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I spent longer than I should have trying to figure out what acronym or abbreviation he meant by “abs.” Now that I understand, I am upset.

3 weeks ago 7 0 0 0

This was all a clever ploy to get us to edit his LinkedIn profile for him.

3 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

Returning days later to report that he has removed that sentence from his LinkedIn profile…

Also noting that, when describing his law review articles, he conveniently omits the word “online” or “forum” from every single citation.

3 weeks ago 2 0 2 0
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I dunno guys, I think I’m really getting the hang of this whole coauthoring thing, don’t you?

1 month ago 5 0 1 0

You know you’re in DC when an entire subway station is draped in banner ads for an e-discovery platform..::

1 month ago 10 0 2 0

Coming back from spring break, Partner (Romantic)™️ has a glorious bronze tan.

Meanwhile I acquired so many bug bites that apparently I look like I have measles.

1 month ago 8 0 0 0

You’ve heard of “intrusive sleep,” but let me introduce you to defensive sleep: when you pass out on the couch before game night starts to avoid being absolutely demolished in Yahtzee (again)

1 month ago 12 0 0 0

Today’s humiliation: I was just carded trying to rent a bicycle, because - and I quote - “if you’re under 16 you’re required to wear a helmet.”

Oof.

1 month ago 30 0 7 0
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I’m aggressively anti-AI for so, so many reasons… but I also just realized that it will almost certainly result in people sending EVEN MORE emails, and I can’t even express my horror.

I already hope your emails do not find me. Please leave me alone.

1 month ago 16 3 2 0
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Being a two-professor household can have its challenges, but sometimes your Spring Breaks line up, and then? Then, life is perfect.

1 month ago 16 0 0 0

Our flight was cancelled so our seats were separated for our rebooking, and I’m sipping Prosecco with my headphones on while Partner Romantic™️’s seatmate is telling them all about her heart attack and near-death experience.

1 month ago 7 0 0 0

This picture is perfect, I love this.

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

Not my finest moment

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

A life lesson: casebooks and groceries need to go in *separate* tote bags… unless you want to spend an hour wiping smushed soft cheese off of every single page of your casebook

1 month ago 12 0 3 0

A Symposium audience member just referred to a law professor and panelist as THE LADY.

I’m used to this bullshit, but this feels especially egregious.

2 months ago 8 0 1 0
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Sure you might be having a bad day, but did you fling your favorite (and expensive) pen into a crack in the classroom media center IN THE MIDDLE OF TEACHING?

It took me forty minutes after class to retrieve it, and I pulled out four other pens first.

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

Seconding the love for both Babel and Katabasis - just read both last month and highly recommend.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

I would simply die before admitting this to my closest friend, much less publicly in court documents

2 months ago 6 0 0 0

Lil critter was wedged wayyyyyy back under the driver’s seat, behind a black car trash can thing that blocked him from view completely (and somehow we missed him when we felt behind the seat)

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

This is the best answer.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

You read The Velveteen Rabbit as a kid and it fucks you up for life, and next thing you know your Partner (Romantic)™️ is driving an extra 2.5 hours to find your stuffed puppy that might have fallen out of the car.

I am very, very loved.

… and the pup was in the car the whole time.

2 months ago 18 0 2 0

Rating cross country ski snacks:

Milk duds: they’ll freeze and you’ll crack a tooth, 3/10

Granola bar: classic, dependable, 6/10

Sunflower seeds: make me feel like a small forest bird, 10/10

Communal moonshine from a mason jar in a warming hut: no explanation needed, a million out of ten.

2 months ago 8 0 0 0

The duality of road trips: toggling between early 2000s pop radio, and an audiobook about the assassination of James Garfield.

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