AI has ruined the phrase “As of my last knowledge update…”

[tips fedora]
“m’dusa”
[turns to stone]

from the humble fish to the self-important tuna, scientists are baffled by our ocean’s creatures

“if my theory is correct…this is information” -claude shannon. one of the great minds

There's a lovely and horrible museum caption in the National Museum of Ireland about a grad student who spent 10 years trying to decipher the runes on an elk horn, only to discover that it says "This is an elk horn."

How the British Library’s Roly Keating managed a major cyber attack The former BBC executive made it his mission to bring the nation’s book collection online — then disaster struck

📜 Just an aside thrown in the middle, “The more we digitise the collection, the longer the queue outside to get in,” says Keating.” www.ft.com/content/5840...

nice

asking for a cv is a hipaa violation

people are always saying “we have hard water” like I haven’t heard of ice

would be a great nemesis for the flash

foresight is 50/50

sources are telling me that “Yaccarino” is *not* one of the Animaniacs

Apple and IBM have paused advertising on Twitter after Elon endorsed an antisemitic tweet. Hugo Boss, however, reportedly said “haha helllll yeah we back” and dapped up a number of employees.

she’s 83. that ain’t kidnapping that’s grandma larceny.

vaseline would be a beautiful name for a daughter

most historians now agree that the Flintstones are a fictionalized amalgam of a few different stone age families but Barney Rubble was a real guy

turns out not everything is bigger in texas

Cabin crew: Is there a Dr on board?

Me: I am a Dr

Cabin crew: Thank God. We have a question about the 18th century textile trade in Northern Africa

Me: Ah. I'm afraid my PhD is in the ceramics of Northern Europe, 1672 - 1701

shout out to the marketing department for “death penalty.” really makes the most permanent thing sound like a time-out.

the vampire state building

For sale: dead baby water. Thirsty?

A join Iraqi-French archaeological mission have uncovered a Lamassu at the Dur-Sharrukin archaeological site, Khorsabad, in Nineveh, Iraq.

#PaleoSky 🏺

email was invented by a woman but john email stole credit and made it bad

also british politics en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss

a staple of mechanical engineering team building is the truss fall

this is what the liberals want to teach our children

it’s like Vegas: only good for a short stay before wanting to exit immediately

you know it's a bear market when salmon prices start to skyrocket

computational analysis of sumerian! 🏺