I mean, I don’t take things personally, but I take that personally. There’s no way to explain Prince without “welp, genius” being part of the answer.

man you are out of control where do you find the time

but all Apple white

hell yeah, this is such a weird omission

you’d be sitting there for a looooong time, and bring some ear protection

omg

so so good, omg so good

the Silver Fox

you could NOT escape the big hit songs back then

you know, country music in the 70s had a lot of candidates: one of my faves is Charlie Rich singing “Behind Closed Doors”, that voice, lordy

those strings really schmaltz it up, but he was profoundly talented

that man has enough drugs in his body to drop a wild boar, any given day

wtf I can see perhaps I have underestimated the man

omg what is that from I need to continue laughing

that’s fantastic, frame it

The sound editing in the first few seconds is atrocious. I guess they assume everyone is watching on their phones? The sound of her breathing does NOT match her visible state.

It almost seems like someone clicked an “off” switch to make it suddenly stop flailing violently and self-destructing, and anyway that’s a REALLY intense thing for a fallen robot to do…

something something horseshoe theory

Hey I have this idealistic vision for a social networking protocol. So what I'm going to do about that is farm its development out to an off-the-rack chatbot and openly hate every user

Right, yeah

yeah but Lunatic Fringe goes hard, so it evens out?

living the dream

he is flailing

Is that still a thing in the NBA? What the hell.

man I’m so tired if getting strongly-worded advice from dipshits

Me and the kids saw an 80s F150 at the Lowe’s yesterday. Half the size of a current model. Beautiful vehicle.

saw an ad aimed at manly men while watching the Masters, and the way the AI jumped at my eyes was so intense, there was no missing it

Same. And it had the wonderful Terrence Mann. It’s been like hanging out with a long lost friend seeing him turn up in Apple’s Foundation show.

It transcends any possibility of parody

omg

oh yeah that’s the good shit