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The fundamental problem here is not one of bad apples. This is what the agency is designed to do. The barrel is bad to start with.

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2,000 federal agents deploying to Minneapolis in immigration crackdown, fraud probe The Trump administration has begun a massive deployment of hundreds of Department of Homeland Security agents to the Twin Cities area, officials tells CBS News.

BREAKING: CBS reports that 2,000 federal agents are deploying to Minneapolis for a 30-day surge. In light of this news, please invite as many friends, family and neighbors as you can into community defense & rapid response work. We need everyone & we need each other. www.cbsnews.com/news/minneap...

Normalize taking 300 mg of aspirin for trump supporters? Remember when they started wearing diapers? It could happen!

Ooh! "Zing!"

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.

Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.

Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

Using state of the art software and my own serial-linked custom Nvidia rig, I was able to run these redacted Epstein files through an enhancement program over three trillion times until I was able to reveal one of the names.

The Tax Loophole Billionaires Die For | Robert Reich Robert Reich

Me and my old rival Mitt Romney finally agree on something — it's time to close the loophole that lets the ultra-wealthy use death to cheat taxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3tyoOaGFRE

Looks like I gotta get a new bank.

It would be worth it if he would say he was Bowen Yang.

Jesus! You weren't kidding! I just read its

I liked when that guy lived in a hotel!

"Mass shootings are a small price to pay for the freedoms we enjoy - mainly the freedom to accept millions of dollars from the gun lobby." - The GOP

Typical democrat!

This guy has some great things to say!

That's not ai?

All hail the King! (of stuffing)

Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
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All hail the King! (of stuffing)

"Threads: the place for comedy!"
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i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!

Simpsons - Ape Island YouTube video by anton101101

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That reminds me of that Simpsons joke about Giant Ape Island.

I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"

Why is People coming harder than CNN or the NYT?

Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️

Things I would never say!\www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/375...

This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."