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Posts by πŸ”ž goofy gloober

the jonk ler with closed eyes and a patience-losing smile

the jonk ler with closed eyes and a patience-losing smile

Im actively losing brain cells rignt now please forgive me

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

and then um ummm instead of intestined he has the like the. one of thise bounce house obstacle courses and if you. touch the walls of it he gets ticklish and squirmy. covers my very red face with my hands

2 weeks ago 3 0 2 0

⚠️ #vore

Ca1ne hammerspace pocket dimension bullshit where his esophagus is one of those cool slides w leds inside it and you fall into one of those trampoline park foam pits and when he talks to yoy it's through a speaker in tje corner of the room

2 weeks ago 7 3 1 0

asexuality DOES NOT mean:
- disinterested in sex
- unable to form relationships
- has no libido

asexuality DOES mean:
- vore fetish
- vore fetish
- vore fetish

2 weeks ago 2104 587 68 21

Thighs of Guinevere.... Asslight District.........

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
MS paint drawing of a guy rubbing his hands together deviously like a villain

MS paint drawing of a guy rubbing his hands together deviously like a villain

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

⚠️ #vore

Im such a damn sucker for romantic/intimate vore, man. It scratches such a specific itch for me

like yeah bitch, lock me up inside you and surround me with all you are and shield me from the merciless vices of the outside world. Be my house lol

2 weeks ago 7 3 0 0
Kinger and queenie from amazing digital circus

Kinger and queenie from amazing digital circus

#genitalcircus

Just dreamt these two were fucking but they had a two-way snail situation going on where the loser gets pregnant and kinger was losing on purpose but not being very sly about it so queenie started teasinf him ???

3 weeks ago 43 5 0 1

mc player that makes eye contact with their enderman partner on purpose so they'll be extra rough with them

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Masochist enderman waterplay. is that anything

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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magenta and black tile pattern used as a placeholder for missing textures

magenta and black tile pattern used as a placeholder for missing textures

White and light gray checker pattern that sometimes fills in the empty space behind transparent PNG images

White and light gray checker pattern that sometimes fills in the empty space behind transparent PNG images

time to bring out ol' reliable

4 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
Four drawings of a reddish-orange anthro ant, two of them vore-related

Four drawings of a reddish-orange anthro ant, two of them vore-related

⚠️ #vore

learned ants have "social stomachs" recently

1 month ago 13 3 3 0

These fuckers WILL show up on my profile in the future and that is a threat

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

im ridiculously easy dude, all a fictional character needs to be is timid and ambiguously man-shaped and i'm all in

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an inky black humanoid with long arms and big yellow eyes standing in a dimly lit room

an inky black humanoid with long arms and big yellow eyes standing in a dimly lit room

The same humanoid under a bed and shying away from the light of the player's flashlight

The same humanoid under a bed and shying away from the light of the player's flashlight

Different drawing of the humanoid

Different drawing of the humanoid

The humanoid leaning in very close and curiously observing the player

The humanoid leaning in very close and curiously observing the player

instant boner

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

People need to stop overhyping clitoral orgasms man, I thought this shit was supposed to turn me into the sun and explode me one million times or something

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
What big teeth you have

What big teeth you have

β€œShow me your teeth”
Cw: mouth
#deltaruined
#spamtenna

2 months ago 157 35 1 0
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motherfucker I never forget what you did.
block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

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a drawing of toriel from undertale wearing a blue bikini and sunglasses. she is depicted as being fat and stocky with wrinkles around her eyes. she is holding a beach ball and looking into the distance as the sun sets behind her.

a drawing of toriel from undertale wearing a blue bikini and sunglasses. she is depicted as being fat and stocky with wrinkles around her eyes. she is holding a beach ball and looking into the distance as the sun sets behind her.

an image of toriel's sprite surrounded by text such as "literally a rectangle", "toriel is NOT curvy she does NOT have big titties she DOES NOT have a huge ass she is BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE and is FLAT AS A DAMN BOARD and is OLD AS HELL and if you feel the need to change that about her you are a COWARD and a BITCH". "fake mild enjoyer located, this loser can't ever enjoy genuine mom bod" with three pointing emojis above it, and "you don't actually want toriel you want an anime girl with toriel's head pasted on it".

an image of toriel's sprite surrounded by text such as "literally a rectangle", "toriel is NOT curvy she does NOT have big titties she DOES NOT have a huge ass she is BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE and is FLAT AS A DAMN BOARD and is OLD AS HELL and if you feel the need to change that about her you are a COWARD and a BITCH". "fake mild enjoyer located, this loser can't ever enjoy genuine mom bod" with three pointing emojis above it, and "you don't actually want toriel you want an anime girl with toriel's head pasted on it".

tori at da beach.... got so mad about how ppl draw toriel that it inspired me to Not Draw Her Like That. and then i made the second image because i was still mad actually #art #undertale #deltarune #toriel #torieldreemurr

2 months ago 374 118 10 1

i got my first vibrator last month and its been awesome as fuck
i was really nervous purchasing it, which feels kinda embarrassing lol

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
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I'll never understand people who are actually scared of him; look at his big wet eyes. Look at his little round face. Look at his quaint little boots that he stitched up all by himself. If you wouldn't give him a little kiss and tuck him into bed youre a sniveling coward

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in floating recliner)

Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in floating recliner)

Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in his safety cupboard)

Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in his safety cupboard)

He's been plaguing my thoughts lately

3 months ago 0 0 1 0
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(The cave painting was meant to illustrate just how long erotica/porn has existed, sorry that probably wasn't clear lol)

3 months ago 13 0 0 0
Cave painting of two people having sex captioned "Cave painting, Oued Djaret, Algeria, 7-2000 BCE"

Cave painting of two people having sex captioned "Cave painting, Oued Djaret, Algeria, 7-2000 BCE"

Be freaky. Be free

3 months ago 20 0 1 0

sticks my hand in

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Showoff...
#deltaruined

3 months ago 43 10 1 0
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i fucking hate being an artist man what the fuck is this angle

3 months ago 8 0 0 0
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i always have a minimized yt video playing; anything over 30-40 minutes is good for me honestly
creep/cast, chaz/ington, and salty/dkdan are all big favorites of mine lol

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

I need him to go on "free use" flings in the green room dude I need all the p1ppins to run a train on him bc they're all opportunistic little sex pests, and when his rut is finally over, the other two m1kes have to tend to him with ice packs bc he's a dummy and goes overboard every time

3 months ago 6 0 0 0