Can't get killed by the enemy if you're dead from flu

A little longer couldn't hurt

"Alf hangs dong"

Seems like it's probably bad vibes

Would you play a coal mining video game?

I showed you my opinion, please respond

Whore coat

No body is illegal

No you haven't

I guess you've never heard of just declaring yourself the winner and going home

Lots of people are smoking it

It's funny when it happens to someone else

When he's napping during important meetings

If you don't know what day it is, the enemy doesn't know where they live either

I'm not a basketball expert but isn't it better to be standing instead of lying face down on the court?

Tell them your interest in payment is waning

Gimme your ducking wallet

What is that even supposed to be?

God is good, we played hard, worked as a team, we'll get em next time

It's got an amazing laugh track

More like Billy Schlongs

It's situational. Full moon=monsterfucking, not a full moon=not monsterfucking

Sounds unpleasant, now if it was in the form of a suppository....

They probably wanna do sex stuff, gross

Face down ass up, that's the way I like to chug

There's probably a data center in your area

He's actually quite good at it

I listen to ducks, not signs

Colorado checking in