Oh cool, pictures seem to be working again. Now everyone can look at this HOT pic and get super horny.

I went to the mall and bought an Alice in Chains T-shirt at Spencer's like it was 1993 or something

My SEXY and NUDE body and genitals on display for the world to see. (Or maybe it's a grotesquely rotund giant pumpkin)

Hey I know I don't usually post spicy pics like this, but I'm feeling brave today so please enjoy this explicit photo of my hot nude body

Man, I loved the Manhunter games when I was a kid, or at least the gaudy and wonderfully ugly aesthetics of them. Pretty sure those weren't that great, but they definitely left an impression on young me

But I haven't played it since I was a kid and I had terrible taste back then so maybe my opinion is meaningless

Gold Rush is secretly one of Sierra's best text parser based games. It can be pretty frustrating but it makes you think outside the usual boundaries of obtuse puzzles. Like I remember being stuck on how to make enough money to leave town when I realized I could type "Sell house"

Still from the Simpsons of an animatronic woman eating a sandwich with a human baby in it

My favorite 4/20 tradition has to be the leftover California Cheeseburgers the following day

RFK Jr should hire these two. These are the highly qualified medical professionals I can trust to protect America from cooties.

Society Pie. Slice of cheese. Slice of pepperoni. #PizzaStats

A magazine rack with copies of magazines about John Wayne, Pedro Pascal, and "Labubu World Domination"

Nightmare blunt rotation

An Penguin Classics copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: The 1818 text. There's a sticker in the upper right hand corner that reads "A Netflix Film"

Zoom in on the sticker that reads "A Netflix Film"

"A Netflix Film"

I'm so sorry 😔

Love this movie. Truly nothing else like it.
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Hell yeah

I HAD SO MUCH FUN

It's a still from the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie plastered all over an IMAX screen with Mario himself and a couple of them weird goombas

There's something poetic about playing a Noovie segment about re-evaluating the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie right before a Speed Racer screening

And yes, of course I had an edible beforehand. I don't do that very often these days but it would be a dereliction of duty to see THIS movie in THIS format on 4/20 and not be at least a little high

Movie poster for Speed Racer

Now seated for Speed Racer in IMAX. Does that sentence sound made up to anyone else? Speed Racer getting an IMAX rerelease in 2026? I love that more people are finally appreciating this truly singular creation
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The last few days have been awful. Decided to get some feel-better-pizza

Just a helpful reminder: You can and should go see Speed Racer in IMAX today. I almost forgot about it, which would have been a tragedy

It makes perfect sense if you don't think about it

Facebook is such a wasteland of garbage. Just poked my head in there and immediately saw an AI generated post that suggested that they should make a prequel to Mrs Doubtfire starring Brie Larson as a young Mrs Doubtfire

Brett, I'm glad you came to me about this. I know you're at that age where you're excited to try new things, but those leather jacket guys aren't as "cool" as you think, and if you take that "hit" I guarantee that you will be permanently addicted to drugs forever

I'm sick of MY problems. I want some TGIF style problems where I'm just annoyed by Urkel, or maybe I'm concerned that my nephew might try beer at a party. Stuff like that.

Wild Things is sleazy trash for boneheads, but you're looking at king of the boneheads here. This movie came out when I was 16 so I'll probably love it forever
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Now that I know where they are, I'm going to watch Wild Things
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Oreos have to call their stuff "stuf" because "stuff" is already copyrighted by The Stuff

There's just so much depraved attention seeking behavior going on over there. People can't even be normal about simple stuff like movies because they're all scrambling for ENGAGEMENT. I left because of the open Nazism, but the general culture there feels pretty rotten even removed from that

It was really fun sharing some of this the other day so here’s another bit of my upcoming Quake tribute. There’s a lot of ambient spooky sounds but I’m still me so there’s also this time where I turn a torture chamber soundscape into something danceable: