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Posts by David Mitchell

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Who remembers programming in BASIC? ... Nice pickup from Entertainment World in B'ham. Something I been wanting to try out for a while, Simons' Basic for the #Commodore #C64 ... Now have to ask, what other versions of BASIC, or other 80s programming languages do you recommend I check out? (cont...)

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Tucker Carlson Issues Somber Apology For 'Misleading People' Into Supporting Trump: 'We're Implicated In This'

A little late for that, Tucker.

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There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

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The SAVE act died in the Senate.

As politely as I can, it is hard to overstate how stupid GOP voters are. Anything not GOP is "Marxism and communism" according to them.

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I went to the library to get a book on conspiracies but they didn't have any.

Coincidence? I don't think so!

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Peace Talks Day is off to a great start.

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He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

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The DOJ is now 5 month in breach of releasing the Epstein files.

Holding these criminals accountable should be the Nuremberg of our time.

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Yep, I talk too. Swearing, mostly.

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question, do u guys talk to yourself when you play video games or do you just think everything in your head cause im constantly yapping even when im playing alone

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A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

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They invested $1 trillion in the United States and he seems surprised they got hit.

It doesn’t seem like such a mystery.

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SORKIN: There's a whole number of very large companies, including Apple and Amazon, that have not sought reimbursements yet for the tariffs. From what I understand, part of the reason is they're worried about offending you.


TRUMP: I think it's brilliant. They got to know me very well. I'm honored.

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Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history.

Thanks to tax breaks and loopholes, it avoided $13.7B in 2025 federal income taxes.

But now it's planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce (8,000 people) by May 20 — with more job cuts later this year.

Trickle down hoax.

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'Constant pressure' from No 10 to appoint Mandelson, says ex-Foreign Office chief — The i Paper Sir Olly Robbins said 'there was a very, very strong expectation' that Mandelson 'needed to be in post as quickly as humanly possible'

After yesterday’s struggles for PM Keir Starmer trying to explain not knowing that Mandelson had not passed the background checks, it becomes really awkward that the Foreign Office came out today and said that there had been pressure from No 10.
apple.news/A-9nMrqbVSWm...

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I just learned that the Swedish Prime Minister lives at the Sugar House or Sugar Palace. This is so cool and why does no one else do that?

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Dr Trump idly declaring the husband is going to be “ok, I think”.

I presume he still thinks Jesus is a doctor and expects miracles.

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A photo of the cottage pie I made for dinner

A photo of the cottage pie I made for dinner

Please observe this perfect cottage pie I made

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Several people with signs like this at the Boston Marathon today

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It’s after 9 and I’ve now taken 3 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

Hate when I do that.

Anyway, back to aimless scrolling.

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The dishwasher is the most coddled appliance. You have to do its job before it can do its job.

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Is this available in the UK?

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Time for a compact blast from the past!
Select titles from the Amiga CD32 System will be arriving to the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack this Holiday!

The launch line up will include:
- Super Street Fighter II Turbo
- PGA European Tour
- Battletoads
- Alien Breed 3D
and more!

Time for a compact blast from the past! Select titles from the Amiga CD32 System will be arriving to the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack this Holiday! The launch line up will include: - Super Street Fighter II Turbo - PGA European Tour - Battletoads - Alien Breed 3D and more!

Time for a compact blast from the past!
Select titles from the Amiga CD32 System will be arriving to the Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack this Holiday!

The launch line up will include:
- Super Street Fighter II Turbo
- PGA European Tour
- Battletoads
- Alien Breed 3D
and more!

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It is, at least, a rare instance of truth.

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I wish we had an easier way to do a vote of no confidence than impeachment.

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Fox News is calling this the most decisive and important war America has ever fought

They are complete morons

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Then why aren’t they really angry that it’s being done so very badly?

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I don’t take advice from Americans or from anyone else who makes their tea in the fuckin microwave.

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