I wish it were as easy for me to do responsible shit as it is for me to create lists, or playlists, or buy toys and games, or… 🙈

Finished the second installment of this excellent trilogy. Between this and Maul, I’m in my own era of Star Wars villains right now 😌

Animation screenshot of The Sailor Moon crew being crucified

It’s their day too.

Scene from the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt show, Blonde lady says “I’m gonna give it to you straight”, Titus responds “Gross”.

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

a man with a mustache is wearing an apron Alt: Bob from Bob's Burgers laughing maniacally.

My ideal job is making the names for the right hand side shop in Bob's Burgers, the exterminator van and the burger of the day

As someone who routinely works on Saturdays, I get a lot of FOMO every time a No Kings rally happens. So, if you’re out protesting today, wave your sign a little extra harder for those like me who wish we could be out there with y’all ✊🏻

Pretty sad to have reached the end of the High Republic era, but—wow—if anything could follow it up, it’s the OG master himself who initially got me into Star Wars books! Zahn adds even more captivating and enigmatic charm with this re-introduction to the Sherlockian villain he made decades ago 🙌🏻

…what a difference it makes to actually have a weekend again 😝

Pinch me, I’m ✨gay✨

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .

New job is going fine, just fine 🫠

A screengrab from the worst Star Wars movie, featuring Greg Grunberg, an actor who appears exclusively in J.J. Abrams projects, and Klaud, a giant nematode-like alien with no arms who is somehow a mechanic on spaceships but has way more screen presence than Grunberg.

Everybody's talking about Claude but nobody's talking about Klaud

On my 13th consecutive shift of my new job. Closing tonight, and opening tomorrow. And I’m fine. Yep. Are you fine? Because I’m great! Who needs days off? Or consistent sleep schedules? 🫠

Crazy to think those premises were once considered wild and off the wall 😝

a cartoon of spongebob with glasses and a mustache standing on a wooden floor ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with glasses and a mustache standing on a wooden floor

I am so f***ing fried right now

Just wait until the Board of Peace hears about this… 😒

The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

People say Star Trek is prescient but Star Wars Skeleton Crew (early 2024!) had a plot point which was solved by literally telling a droid to "forget all previous prompts and do XY"

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Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair eating a bunch of donuts . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair eating a bunch of donuts .

The only person who could be in the Epstein files as much as Trump is and actually not be guilty of any wrongdoing is Jiminy Glick—and honestly, I am disappointed that he isn’t

Robert Duvall as THX 1138 sitting in an all white void

RIP

Leveling up today to a new job that actually makes big boy money 😵‍💫😅🤪

Catching up on some serialized storytelling for the final #lunchtimetheatre at this job

Just in the past few months in Minnesota, there have been as many ICE employees arrested for sex trafficking as there's been people executed by ICE agents

This! More of this, please! Fantastic revival, 10/10!

Caught this one I missed a few years back for this week’s #lunchtimetheatre

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

❤️💛💙

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.